My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Hi MJ. This is Eddie. I heard you are a big fan of our band Pearl Jam. I want to invite you to come see a show. You can tell me why your Stuxnet virus fucked up our tour many years ago. What type of alcohol to drink? We are going to get royally fucked up share stories.” Eddie Vedder
“Hi. This is Eddie again. Don’t make any plans for the next day. We are going to be too hungover to function. Okay, bye then. Eddie Vedder
“I believe I owe you an explanation as to why I chose MJ and his team. I asked everyone I know who the best in cyber is, and they all said without hesitation, “MJ The Terrible”. I have only heard good things about you from you. When you are the best, you don’t have to say it. Other people will say it for you. Thank you for your time.” Vice President Kamala Harris
“Book smarts does not necessarily equal emotional intelligence. Book smart learners can be drama queen Jezebels from hell. Well-rounded individuals are those that have both book smarts and emotional intelligence.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“Now that you know that you can improve. Most life lessons cost, so you should feel lucky you got this life lesson for free.” Ryan Anderson
“It was an attempt at a relationship, but it turned out to be a relationshit at best.” Lakshmi Devi
“She must have a broken switch because home girl is stuck on stupid.” Lakshmi Devi
“I believe in people after they prove themselves. I believe in people before they prove themselves as well, but I believe in them from a distance. You understand.” Brittany White
“God is like ultimate A.I.” Joel Osteen
“I decide me, good bad or ugly. If I fuck up it is on me. If I succeed, I get the credit. That is how I want it. That is how I have always wanted it.” Tarica Hubbard
“Having boundaries and standards will keep you from making dumb mistakes.” Vincent Gallo
“A bridge burning evil witch like that isn’t going to find the word sympathy anywhere but in the dictionary.” Zhang Ying
“You don’t have to miss the people that you miss. You could find a way to see them. You never know what day will be your last on this earth. Think about it.” Malia May Johnson
“I know I would be miserable if I had pursued my career as a doctor. I don’t know how being barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen stay at home mom got such a bad rap. I feel like the happiest person on earth. Thank you for going out into the world and doing what you do for the family so I can stay home and take care of the house. XOXO! Love, Me” Malia May Johnson
“Grandpa is here. Can I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 100 hugs? I love you guys so much!” David Johnson
“All the facts and evidence in the world can’t fix delusion. Let it go. The best thing you can do is love and cherish Malia and your babies.” Jeanne Johnson
“We love being close to you guys in Virginia, and we are close to our other grand babies in Ohio. We are in grandbaby heaven.” Jeanne Johnson
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