My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hi MJ. This is Eddie. I heard you are a big fan of our band Pearl Jam. I want to invite you to come see a show. You can tell me why your Stuxnet virus fucked up our tour many years ago. What type…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 103 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It will be okay. The world has faced ugly times, but we’re still here. All is not lost. All will not be lost.” Former President Barack Obama “As an Asian and black female American, I am offended. Malia, what’s the other one? Oh yeah,…
Greetings, I felt motivated to address some of the recent events and things that have been going on, both the positive and the negative. 1. Thank you for all of the nice and supportive comments about me being named “Father of the Year” at Bethesda Country Club. I pride myself on being the best Dad I can be. I really…
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are so much more than that! You are an American hero, a great friend, a loving father and a wonderful husband. You are always doing things for others, so we thought you deserved something for…
“I live my life in the way that means I am going to have awesome stories to tell my grand kids.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death) “A person is limited only by their imagination, so dream it, do it, build it, be it, and YOLO!” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend…
“Haters, I am warning you. Stay out of my way! Now, if you decide to stay in my way, and you get run the hell over, you can’t say I didn’t warn you!” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner) “I know that things will always…
Today, May 29th, 2018, Masters of Money, LLC., made its second ever company acquisition, by acquiring Nerdy Black Girls, LLC., for $350,000. Masters of Money LLC’s first company acquisition was the Money Channel, on September 11th, 2017, for $1,700,000. Nerdy Black Girls, LLC., is a social media company, focused on connecting with the nerdy black girl/nerdy girl genre, and was…
Malia: I was going to save this real life/cartoon kiss collage until our anniversary on March 8th, but I am so frickin in love with you!! I couldn’t wait!! I hope you like it! When you asked me to marry you on the bridge at Rock Creek Tributary, the best decision of my life was saying YES! Michael David Johnson,…
This afternoon Malia was exiting the freeway to turn onto 5th street, on her way home from the store, and was in a very serious car accident. As she was making the turn onto 5th street, a Dodge pickup truck switched lanes, and ran directly into the drivers side driver door of her Range Rover, where Malia was sitting. The…