My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 3 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Women are out there losing good men because they don’t know how to keep them after they get him. My momma’s advice about keeping a good man is timeless. They need to know- Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him.” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t play. Come at me and I am going to make your world freeze up colder than a Russian winter. I leave people alone. People need to leave me alone.” Gene Rockefeller
“You are not lonely. You are monk mode learning.” Marcus Jennings
“No matter how hard your back is up against the wall, no matter how far down you are, just keep fighting. There is light at the end of the tunnel, and it is bright. It will be worth the struggle in the end.” Tony Robbins
“When bad things happen to us, those are usually the times when we learn the best life lessons.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“Emotions are easier than facts and logic.” Chris Hubbard
“If it floats, flies, or fornicates, rent it. These rules will keep your ass out of a lot of financial and legal troubles.” Adam Gregs
“When a couple is in lockstep working together, they can accomplish almost anything.” George Farmer
“Good from a far or far from good?” Steve Case
“People do people things. Contracts are needed for trust.” Carl Icahn
“Uh oh! A meeting with MJ The Terrible. You always disagree with me about something. What is it this time? Can’t you just be a yes man and agree with me like everybody else around here?” President Joe Biden
“He can’t be happy with what he sees. I think when Jesus returns, he is going to be wearing a Punisher t-shirt.” Dallas Billington
“I was tormented and tortured most of my formative years growing up in the slums of Syria. I have a low tolerance for whiney individuals who were raised in abundance. Get to it Karen.” Fatima Bashar
“As much as people struggle against it. As much as people fight it. The Bible has all of the answers.” Franklin Graham
“Panc cancer got Steve Jobs too. Fucking panc cancer man.” Kevin M.
“In 1953 it was “Just the facts, ma’am.” In 2023 it is “Just your narrative, ma’am.” Feelings over facts is a slippery slope to go down.” Chris Hubbard
“I love our nuclear family. Not nuclear as in radioactive. Nuclear as in together. You know what I mean. Pretend I said something very loving and give me a kiss as a reward.” Malia May Johnson
“Every once in a while, for sure. Wait, let’s raise it to every twice in a while. Yeah. That’s better.” Malia May Johnson
“We grew into friends through trauma bonding. That is one way to do it.” Brittany White
“More than one thing can be true at once.” Lakshmi Devi
“Talking is abundant. Doing is rare. Improvement happens when you decrease the talking and increase the doing.” David Gates
“High net worth and ultra-high net worth individuals are the top 1%. The super rich are the top 1% of the top 1%. The Top G’s of the world.” Gene Rockefeller
“It is pride month. We need to find something LGBTQ to market better than our competitors. We need to be the best at gay marketing too.” Tarica Hubbard
“In today’s world, lies and deception are prevalent. As Christian’s we need to speak truth brother. Stay in the Spirit of Elijah.” Dallas Billington
“Some preachers preach gloom and doom hellfire and brimstone. Some preachers preach prosperity. Both preach the word of God. Can I get an amen?” T.D. Jakes
“I am calling to talk to you before it is too late. What do you think of this line I am thinking about saying at your funeral. “We are gathered here today to say goodbye to an American hero who saved countless American lives, but he intentionally abandoned his wife and children he claimed to love more than anything.” Do the right thing. Binge watch Netflix and binge hug your kids for a week.” Eric Fanning
“Your father and I have made the decision to move up there to Virginia after the mess is cleared up down here. We need to be there for our grandbabies. We know it is the right decision.” Jeanne Johnson
“Real men don’t hit women. Real women don’t hit men either. Violence is not acceptable in a relationship, ever!” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“They pile on and they try to make it seem like everyone can’t be wrong, but it is all coming from the same place. It’s all fabricated bull shit.” David Boies
“A Chad or Tyrone is piping that ass down something fierce. I can just tell. I was Chad in my twenties.” Pat Connelly
“I am bad with women, but I have the ultimate equalizer. I have a boat.” Ben Dupont
“See what you are made of. Go harder. Focus more. Try again. See what you can do.” Tony Robbins
“I make a million dollars a year, but I feel like I’m a loser. Am I messed up in the head or mega driven?” Tarica Hubbard
“A woman who truly loves and desires her husband knows her role is to help build with him. Unless he is being an asshole.” Malia May Johnson
“You a gangsta White Mike Johnson. “Put them down with force. It is the ultimate sign of respect to show your opponent you gave them your all to beat them.” I love that.” Lebron James
“I fucking told you! Pops loves this country. He would never betray the USA!” Donald Trump Jr.
“I don’t care. They are all for sale. You just have to go to different markets to buy them.” Gene Rockefeller
We are a melting pot of all and everything. Anyone can be from anywhere and believe anything, and we call that America. Freedom isn’t perfect, but I will never call anywhere else my home.” Chris Hubbard
“Don’t go fair on me. The only fair I know is the county fair. Business is business.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“Every prayer I have ever had has been answered.” Malia May Johnson
“Doubt your doubts. Don’t doubt your beliefs.” Tony Robbins
“What is wrong with going wild for a while if you aren’t breaking any laws?” Becca Scott
“If you need me come see me. If you want me come see me. If you have nothing else to do come see me. Me be there for you. I love you.” Malia May Johnson
“BIBLE stands for Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.” Franklin Graham
“Forces beyond your control can take away everything you have except your freedom to choose how you respond to a situation.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“If you are down, don’t give up. Don’t give them the satisfaction of taking you down.” Gene Rockefeller
“Evidence tells you how. Psychology tells you why.” Brian Heberlig
“Have the courage of your own convictions.” Tony Robbins
“If they can’t debunk your argument, they will attack you personally.” Elon Musk
“I can’t believe it! I accept the position! My goal is to become an executive and have my own office and my own assistant by 2030. I am going to make it happen.” Meredith Brooks
“We are in this world, but we don’t have to be of this world. Live with purpose to build God’s kingdom on earth.” Joel Osteen
“The loudest boos come from the cheapest seats. Ignore’em.” Matthew McConaughey
“Alright, I’m here. What kind of fucked up shit do we have to do for a good cause?” Big J. Kosta
“Don’t fight back. Fight forward.” Bernice King
“Cherish this time with your kids, because the day will come when they won’t hug on you like that.” Steve Case
“There are exceptions to the rule. Not in this case. All rule.” David Boies
“Suffering can teach us happiness.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“You would not believe the fuck shit with this one. Never seen anything like it before.” Kevin M.
“Thank you for protecting my happy bubble. I love you.” Malia May Johnson
“Fear can be the fire that fuels your success or the fire that burns you up. The choice is yours.” Tony Robbins
“Statements box you in. Questions open up the dialog.” Former President Barack Obama
“Hope is a lottery strategy that is destined to fail. If you want something you have to go out and get it.” Carl Icahn
“Pig Vomit. Nice to see you again MJ.” Paul Giamatti
“There’s no combination of smells and sounds, quite like being at the beach.” David Johnson
“We both have been surrounded by strong and capable women our entire lives. We are lucky some bitches.” Matthew McConaughey
“Crypto currency has huge potential. I will be making a bag out of crypto.” Elon Musk
“I am only allergic to assholes and bitches.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“I am excited about the limitless possibilities. We are going to start an A.I. bot tech revolution together.” Ron Wright
“Everything effects the next.” Gene Rockefeller
“Chris is my family now. I love the Patel name, but I am Mrs. Hubbard. Go ahead and remove the Patel from my business cards. Thanks.” Tarica Hubbard
“I wish they would identify as hard workers and do their job.” Tarica Hubbard
“Performance is what counts. Perform at a high level, get paid at a high level. Under perform, get paid less. It is entirely up to you.” Peter Gil
“I do my best to handle difficult people at a distance. I noticed my quality of life improved almost immediately after enacting this policy into my life.” Former President Barack Obama
“Power and responsibility go hand in hand.” Governor Gavin Newsome
“There is no life without risk.” Jake Palmer
“Haters try to provoke you to get a certain response. If you do what they expect you to do, it gives them power. Don’t do what they expect you to do, and it disarms them.” Elon Musk
“If the Last Supper happened in 2023, there is no doubt in my mind Jesus and his crew would have been chowing down on Kentucky Fried Chicken. KFC is greasy as hell but tastes like heaven on earth!” Marcus Jennings
“Gotta weather that storm to have that rainbow bro.” Marcus Jennings
“Don’t dwell on the bull shit. Learn from it and become better because of it. That is all you can do. That is what you need to do.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“You don’t have to point out hater bull shit. Their bs becomes obvious when you handle your business in professional and mature ways.” Charlie Copeland
“The moral high ground in that industry is pretty low.” Jenna Moyetti
“Haters are not to be taken seriously. What’s next?” Vice President Kamala Harris
“I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey
“We are sexual creatures. Sex bots will be developed. It is okay to talk about it. Don’t worry about it friend.” Elon Musk
“Don’t dismiss the message because you don’t like the messenger.” Brian Heberlig
“I emailed you a link with my newest message on encouragement. Stay encouraged. Stay on your purpose. God Bless you.” Joel Osteen
“You are your biggest factor for success or failure. Only you can answer the question of what you are willing to accept.” Tony Robbins
“You waste more time than an unemployed baked out pot head. If you weren’t connected as fuck, I would so fire your ass.” Tarica Hubbard
“Thank you. You probably don’t know who I am but thank you.” Jacob Hughes
“I think this is my favorite thing you have ever said about me- “I bet that I wouldn’t have felt a bigger jolt of electricity flow through my body, if I was being robbed at gunpoint. The moment we met, it was like a nuclear bomb exploded, and destroyed everything that I knew about love up to that point in my life.” You love me a lot. I love it.” Malia May Johnson
“If he is good at rizzing, it might lead to him jizzing. Don’t worry about it baby. All you need to do is rizz me and jizz me up.” Malia May Johnson
“Stay in peace. Don’t fight trouble, that trouble hasn’t caused yet.” Pastor Dallas Billington
“If you let injustice stand, the injustice will spread. Fight them tooth and nail.” Anelia Sutton
“Don’t put too much thought into it. Eccentric people are weird like that.” Matthew McConaughey
“If your partner has multiple personalities, are you in a polyamorous relationship?” Lakshmi Devi
“It is not how much you make. It is how much you get to keep. Save your money. Invest your money. Grow your money.” Gene Rockefeller
“We can find people to do his work, but Kevin is not replaceable.” Marcus Jennings
“If you try hard enough you can find anything anywhere to be offended by. Instead of looking for something to be offended by, try looking for something to be inspired by, and watch how your life improves.” Tony Robbins
“The rarest type of person is someone who can hold themselves accountable. Honesty and integrity are unicorn level values.” Dallas Billington
“Waste of time. They speak a lot of words but mean nothing.” Steve Case
“If the world is going to hell in a handbasket, I’m shorting it.” Carl Icahn
“Having a bad ass chick in your crew is a requirement. Jesus had Mary Magdalene. Dom had Letty. You guys have me.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“I am so impressed by you. You are a millionaire entrepreneur. You are an American hero. You are handsome and sexy. But what would really impress me is if you took your clothes off and gave me a baby.” Malia May Johnson
“A bald head is not nudity, but I will cover up my head titty with my hat if it that will make you feel better.” Ryan Anderson
“A billion-dollar idea is a wokeness app. The app would help a person with traditional values understand and communicate with a person with woke values. Let’s look into it. If it hits, billions. If it is a no go, no harm no foul.” Tarica Patel
“Do they call women who actually dig for gold, Gold Diggers? It’s a conundrum my friend.” Kevin M.
“You are the biggest stabilizing factor in a lot of people’s lives. Mine included. I want to say thank you bro.” Big J. Kosta
“What we never hear about is the intersexiarchy? Fuck you guys! Assholes!” Brittany White
“Speak words that repel haters.” Tarica Hubbard
“It is obvious to me they have “MJ The Terrible” Hysteria Syndrome.” Brian Heberlig
“Evidence doesn’t matter in agenda driven prosecutions until you get in front of a jury.” David Boies
“They have given you no other options but to remove your ATM (Attention Time Money) and starve them until they come to their senses.” David Boies
“You cannot build anything stable on a fluid foundation.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“Evil is evil. Act accordingly.” Chris Hubbard
“Let them walk into an upper cut that is well deserved. You don’t owe evil a warning.” David Boies
“Dream killing, joy jacking, happiness hurting, bliss busting shit fucks!” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“I don’t give a fuck because I have a conquerors mindset. I overcome what needs to be overcome and dominate what needs to be dominated.” Adam Gregs
“I’m drinking less booze and I’m refusing to lose.” Adam Gregs
“No thank you. I don’t argue just to argue. I am not interested in low frequency activities.” Steve Case
“Welcome to Techtopia, otherwise known as our new development lab.” Ron Wright
“I enjoy vicariously living my life through your virtual life. I get paid to be a digital puppet master.” PAK
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