My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Axl Rose Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Fuck yeah I’m hittin that. I’m a rock star! Come on MJ! You know the deal brotha!” Axl Rose
“Oh shit man. I didn’t know life was supposed to be perfect. Why didn’t anyone tell me? What the fuck? In the real world, bands fight. Brothers fight. You make up. It’s life. It’s rock and roll.” Axl Rose
“Welcome to the pandemic jungle. It gets worse here every day. Learn to wear a mask outside in the jungle where we play man.” Axl Rose
“Stories from the road are what rock star fantasies are all about. Yeah, sex and drugs are like a measure of how big of a rock star you are. The more sex and drugs, the bigger the rock star you are. They should make an index out of it like they do with stocks. That mother fucker right there is having tons of sex and snorting mountains of blow. He must be a rock and roll superstar.” Axl Rose
“Fuck it. I’ll sing it for you. Knock knock knocking on heaven’s door. Her breathing machine’s not working anymore. MJ’s poor old grandmother is knocking on heaven’s door. I hope she makes it to 100 or more. MJ’s grandmother is knock knock knocking on heaven’s door. MJ, you are one creative demented mother fucker. I’m glad we’re friends.” Axl Rose
“I’m gonna keep on rockin in the free world until we rock this bitch off the rails man.” Axl Rose
“Living forever isn’t for me. Even if I could, I wouldn’t. I want to do it right the first time and then go on to the great beyond if it’s out there.” Axl Rose
“Pussy has built and destroyed more empires than anything else. Pussy is an endless source of power and pussy is a crippling kryptonite. Being on the right side of the pussy power/kryptonite balance is important if you want to become successful and stay successful.” Axl Rose
“Family. Never give up on them because what else is there?” Axl Rose
“The time is the time man. Only you can decide if it is your time.” Axl Rose
“Love of something in your life, brings more life to your life.” Axl Rose
“If your heart is still beating and the world is still spinning around, fuck it man. Keep going.” Axl Rose
“Live and let die needed to be done the Guns & Roses way. The result speaks for itself.” Axl Rose
“Fans buy tickets to live events because live event energy can’t be matched from your couch.” Axl Rose
“Big hits make you money fast, but they keep making you money through royalties. When I am at a game and I hear “Welcome to The Jungle”, I’m thinking Ka Ching! Ka Ching!” Axl Rose
“When a baby is born, welcome to the jungle. In this world there is only one law. The law of the jungle. And we’re all going die. Hopefully the in between is a good one.” Axl Rose
“Not always. Uptight librarian chicks will rock your cock after they lose their inhibitions.” Axl Rose
“We all have a choice to make in our lives. You can live and experience life. Or you can exist and live until you die.” Axl Rose
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