Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“The world doesn’t make sense right now, but our family, our love, is the one thing that does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That is called reverse commandoization. I didn’t have boxers on under my sweatpants because I knew you wanted to bang.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I just want to look at you. You are so incredibly beautiful that you don’t even realize how beautiful you really are.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Never condoms with the one you love. It makes no sense to rob your relationship of the deep bonding fluid mixing pare bonding awesomeness of the full-on pleasure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Is it “Ass Taco Tuesday” yet?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are summoning the Kragel cum woman. You are coaxing the deep nut out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s happening. I am starting a puju coup. Viva la Revolution!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have me asking myself- Does someone in the future really like me that much that they would send you back to indulge all of my sex fantasies? Are you a sex alien sent back through time and space to sexually satisfy me? You can tell me. Your secret is safe with me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When it is my turn to pick, I want to do the Secretary movie roleplay again. I can’t get the last time out of my head. fucking hot man! God dang baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a sexual deviant wrapped up in an unassuming innocent looking housewife outfit so people can’t tell, but I know the truth.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are the perfect temptress because I can’t deny your feminine sex pleasure ways Mrs. Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia May Johnson! You are a mother fuckin sex manipulator! A sexipulator! I am a victim of sex manipulation. What is the number to the sex manipulation police?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your butt is always trending in my head.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t know if your perceived 12 year old underage looks subconsciously turns me on in a forbidden sort of way or not. I do know consciously you just turn me the fuck on it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A woman is supposed to be able to wear whatever she wants and a man ain’t supposed to stare, because it would be “inappropriate.” #1. Whoever said that hasn’t seen an ass like that. #2. I am okay with staring like a perv, because looking is worth any shit I would have to take for lookin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are going to have to go shopping for new clothes because I am ripping and tearing that off on my way to getting to your naked body.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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