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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 25 by Malia May Johnson

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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!

“I wanna run up on you, dig deep and goo your guts up. Then kiss you to show you that I care.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Assume the bend over and touch your toes position.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Are you prepared to be consumed?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I want you here to start and the shower to finish.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You do that as well as anyone on earth. I don’t know that for a fact, but I could make a damn good argument.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“We need to do it in that park over there before winter and there aren’t any leaves on the trees to hide our fornicating.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You always smell so damn good. Do you plan how you are going to smell for different situations? Do you have like a snuggle smell good go to and sex smell good go to, and things like that?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“If you want the dick dance, you gotta beg for the dick dance. I don’t just bring that out without popular demand for it. Oh no!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Now that you are pregnant and I can jizz anywhere again, when my balls are full, you gonna need an umbrella.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I am so tired. You want sex from a zombie? Just FYI, you might get some snoring, some moaning, some expect the unexpected from the rim sleep session that is about to happen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Are you devil strip Akron making fun of me? Now we have to do it. Add sex on a devil strip in Akron to our places to have sex list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“We have a lot of play toys and games. Under or over 1,000 orgasms a piece? What’s your bet?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I think when we did the Secretary movie role play, I had the best orgasm I have had of the last 5 years. You are perfect at that role play sex. Fucking amazing perfect and perfect amazing. Yep!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You better let me check. I know your boobs better than your doctor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Love does have to be gentle and soft.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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