Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Oh, we are going upstairs. We need to talk about my boner origin story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well look at you walking around all pretty and naked in the kitchen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I was perfectly relaxed until you came over and sat on my lap. Now I’m hard as a rock and have to have you or I’ll explode.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“With my horny dick symphony, gonna be in you after I pee. It’s my horny dick symphony.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you were a taste you would be delicious……as fuck!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“In this awkward sexual moment with elevendy billion distractions, all I can say is, sometimes you never know where the cum is going to go.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will give you a 30 second head start before I chase you down and power fuck the feisty out of you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Consider you done. And I will be home tonight, so win win.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No need to worry. Your body fat landed right. This is science. This is sexy science.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This toy is on it man. Damn! I bet this thing friggin churn butter and shit.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do you know what your ass and this house have in common? They are both big.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I hope it storms tonight so I can take advantage of you when I’m holding you tight underneath the covers.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am so in love with you my body is drawn to you in every way biologically possible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Is it just me or does having waterfront property views in the background while we are doing it increase the overall doing it experience?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When customizable A.I. bots are introduced to the market, guys will be able to buy bots with big bubble butts like yours. Do you know how happy mankind will be?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Anything and everything could but my love for you will last forever and a day guaranteed. You are really wet.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 23 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-23-by-malia-may-johnson/
