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“My Boyfriend Blew Up The World”

Malia May Johnson My Boyfriend Blew Up The World Photo

I rarely drink, but on this particular night that I am about to tell y’all about, the “My Boyfriend Blew Up The World” night, I drank a lot! MJ and I had known each other for about a year at the time. MJ’s life as the alleged chief architect of Stuxnet, the world’s most powerful computer virus, was really intense. The government was all over him.

At that time anywhere MJ went, his Court Appointed Supervisor (CAS), Brittany White, had to be with him. One of the terms of MJ’s probation was Brittany had to be with him at all times. He could go pretty much anywhere he wanted to, but his Court Appointed Supervisor Brittany had to be with him. So, if MJ took me out on a date, she would have to go with us. It was weird at first, but we got used to it. His freedoms were nonexistent.

“My Boyfriend Blew Up The World” night happened on 6th Street, in Austin, Texas. 6th Street in downtown Austin has bars and clubs, and it is closed off to cars on Friday and Saturday nights for people who want to hang out, party and have fun. The later the night gets, the crazier people get on 6th Street.

MJ had been dealing with bull shit all day and was at wits end. I was trying to be sympathetic and loving, but with all that was going on, it was just a difficult day. When we went out to dinner, I decided to have a drink to take the edge off. One drink at dinner turned into two, three and four. After dinner we went home and changed to go out that night. I kept drinking when we got to 6th Street and didn’t realize how much I had to drink until I already had way too much to drink. Before you know it, I was acting a fool walking up and down Sixth Street talking about and at one point yelling about how my boyfriend MJ blew up the world. I don’t know what time I hit the wall after that, but I basically passed out and MJ and Brittany had to carry me to the petty cab, and then carry me carry me to my bed when we got back to my condo.

According to MJ and Brittany, people were yelling response comments back. Here are some of the response comments MJ and Brittany remember from that night.

“Well my boyfriend hasn’t paid child support in 5 fucking years.”

“My boyfriend left me because he was gay.”

“Your boyfriend need to fix that shit then. Cute ass white boy out here causin problems.”

“I been there done that. A good man is hard to find. Don’t give up hope honey.”

Here is a picture Brittany took of me passed out sitting in a doorway on Sixth Street from “My Boyfriend Blew Up The World” night.

Malia May Johnson My Boyfriend Blew Up The World Photo

This post has been/is a continuation of the “I’m Big Sorry!” apology to MJ post that I posted earlier today. MJ, I am genuinely sorry for anything I have done that has hurt you or caused problems for you over the last eleven plus years that we have known each other. Love, Me

Here are a couple of posts I wrote about interesting dating experiences that MJ and I had from back in the day when MJ’s Court Appointed Supervisor Brittany had to be with him/us on dates.

Malia and MJ Attempt To Tour The Texas Chainsaw Massacre House – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-and-mj-attempt-to-tour-the-texas-chainsaw-massacre-house/

MJ and I’s Caldwell County Dating Experience – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/mj-and-is-caldwell-county-dating-experience/

Have you ever had a big fight with MJ in public? – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/have-you-ever-had-a-big-fight-with-mj-in-public/

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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