Malia: You know the Vendetta hacker masks? Mix that with my crazy hacker husband and what do you get? A “Flying dong hack attack.”
We’re laying down to go to bed, and MJ says I’m going to the kitchen, I’ll be right back. I can hear the frig opening and closing like he’s getting food and stuff. Then I hear him yell “Baby, I’m worried you are not prepared if you get “Flying dong hack attacked.”
I was like…What? I didn’t know what he was going to do, but I knew something was coming, so I got ready.
MJ yells “Baby!!! Look out!! I yelled back…For what? He yelled “Oh no, Flying dong hack attack!!” Then he ran in the bedroom and jumped on me! I had my phone in my hand with camera ready. I meant to video it, but hit camera by accident. Ladies, here is what a “Flying dong hack attack” looks like, incase your man tries to throw one on you……
MJ: And were you prepared for it? No! The flying dong hack attack was successful!
Malia: It wasn’t until you took that mask off.
MJ: I’m not going to argue with you my love, because I love you to much and life is to short to say anything but loving words to the one you love!
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