MJ: I saw your missed call. I can’t talk. I’m still in the lab but I can text with you.
Malia: Okay. Wanna answer some off the wall questions just for fun?
MJ: I don’t know. Do I?
Malia: You do.
MJ: Ok then.
Malia: Here we goooooo……
Malia: Have you ever picked your nose and ate it?
MJ: No
Malia: What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower?
MJ: When I was in the hospital.
Malia: Sorry. Yeah. Let’s forget about that one. What was the last thing you searched for on your phone?
MJ: Luxury suvs
Malia: I am not a good driver but at least I only bump bumpers. Fender benders are like fist bumps that cost money. Don’t hate me. I am good at lots of other stuff that makes you happy.
MJ: No worries. I think your driving has gotten better.
Malia: Thank you! I try! Did you have an imaginary friend growing up?
MJ: Not that I remember.
Malia: Have you ever had lice?
MJ: No
Malia: How many times have you been in love?
MJ: True love, just you.
Malia: 🙂 What was your first nickname? Was it Mad Dog?
MJ: Yes
Malia: Who was the first person you kissed?
MJ: I think it was this girl named Jaya in about the 5th grade.
Malia: If you could have a dinner party with any 3 dead celebrities, who would they be?
MJ: Elvis, Martin Luther King and George Washington
Malia: If you had to eat a monkey, cat, or dog, which would you choose?
MJ: Monkey
Malia: Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
MJ: Kind of. There was a hot science teacher in high school.
Malia: What is the last message you sent to your best friend?
MJ: Don’t know. Probably a week.
Malia: I fucking love you! I really do! More and more and more and more!!! And more on top of that.
Malia: Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200 pounds?
MJ: Gain 200 pounds.
Malia: What are you best at in bed?
MJ: Deep stroke
Malia: You are good at that, but your tongue is magical!
MJ: Thanks
Malia: You are welcome. Am I more important than your mom?
MJ: Yes, but I love my mom endless though.
Malia: Have you ever walked in on your parents doing it?
MJ: Once, but I didn’t see them naked. They were under the sheets.
Malia: What’s the longest you’ve gone without brushing your teeth?
MJ: When I was in the hospital.
Malia: Shit. Yeah. Sorry again.
Malia: Have you ever had a crush on your best friend?
MJ: Yep. I married her.
Malia: And you make her very happy! What is the craziest thing you’ve seen on public transportation?
MJ: I saw a couple doing it.
Malia: Have you ever shared your chewed chewing gum with someone else before? With me. Next question. If you could rob a bank and get away with it, would you?
MJ: No
Malia: If you disagree with your partner about something important, what tactics do you typically use to convince him or her to be on your side?
MJ: Try to talk to you about it.
Malia: Or you use savage as hell quiet treatment that drives me crazy!
MJ: Sorry babe. It is my version of arguing without arguing.
Malia: I know. I will take that over the alternative. That was all of the questions. I will let you go back to doing important work stuff. I love you!
MJ: You and the kids are always the most important thing to me. Someday when I retire you are probably going to get sick of me.
Malia: I can’t wait until you retire. Our kids will probably be out of the house by then. It will be like when we were dating except you won’t be public enemy #1 like when we were dating (hopefully). We can explore and enjoy the world together.
MJ: My load is done. Need to get back at it. I love you and XXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOOXOXO!
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