Malia: Baby, do you know what sexual fetish you have?
MJ: Maliaphobia?
Malia: That would mean you have a sexual phobia about me. As in, you don’t want to have sex with me.
MJ: Hornyformaliaalwaysophilia
Malia: I like that one. If you put phila at the end of something it means you are all about it bout it. If you put phobia at the end of something it means you are freaked out about it. Make sense?
MJ: Yes it does my love.
Malia: This is what sexual fetish you have. You have pygophilia. It’s sexual attraction to the buttocks.
MJ: I do love your butt.
Malia: Our kids are going to grow up thinking my butt is a planet after your science lesson planets example. “The planets lineup starts with the planet closest to the sun, and then the second closest planet to the sun, then the third, etc. Mercury is the closest. Then Venus, Earth, where we live, and on earth there is your momma’s butt. It’s like planet 3.5 sort of. It’s planet Badonkadonk.”
MJ: Some of the comments that come in say I am only sweet and loving to you so you will be naughty and nasty for me in the bedroom.
I want you to know that I do love it when you are naughty and nasty for me/to me, but I am sweet and loving to you because you are the love of my life. You are the mother of my children. You are the center of my universe. When I look at our children, I see half you. When I look at my business, I see half you. When I dream about the future, I see half you. When I think about my life, I see half you.
Malia: Are you being sweet and loving to me so I will be naughty and nasty for you?
MJ: That’s not the only reason.
Malia: I know baby. I am only teasing you. I look at your dick as my personal pleasure toy too.
Malia: I’m looking at your blog. Your mission statement is “You can say what you want about me but I’m the guy that does the jobs that have to get done.”
Malia: Well, you can say what you want about me but I’m the girl who does the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. What do you think about that?
MJ: I think I am lucky to be the guy that you do that does the jobs that have to get done.
Malia: Do you want to be the guy that this girl does because you deserve it for being the guy that does the jobs that have to get done? Your mom has the kids until 6.
MJ: I would like to express my love for you with physical actions.
Malia: You don’t talk like that. Where did that line come from?
MJ: Doctor Judith, the psychiatrist I have to talk to once a week because of what I do for a living.
Malia: You talk about sex with her?
MJ: No
Malia: You said you got the line from Doctor Judith, but you don’t talk about sex with her. That doesn’t make sense.
MJ: She was teaching me about deception separation practices. Keeping work at work and keeping home at home. You know, because sometimes I have to disseminate false information/manipulate with my work, which is okay to do, to keep our country safe, but it is not okay to use at home, because you are not supposed to disseminate false information or manipulate your family and friends. She used the example of using deceptive/manipulative language patterns to get a woman to sleep with you. She said saying to a woman “I would like to express my love for you with physical actions” may get a woman in bed with you, but if all you want to do is fuck her brains out, using the line I would like to express my love for you with physical actions, is deceptive.
Malia: So, you decided to use the line on me so you could sleep with me?
MJ: Well yeah, but I wasn’t trying to deceive you. I just want to have sex with my wife. What’s wrong with that? For full disclosure, I would like to express my love for you with physical actions and I want to fuck your brains out.
Malia: I still feel deceived. I am going to let you make it up to me by expressing your love for me with physical actions and fucking my brains out.
MJ: Did I mess it up? Do we still get to have sex?
Malia: No!
Malia: No to the first question. Yes to the second question.
MJ: I’m ready now. I’ve got all my stuff shut down and everything.
Malia: Well come on then. XOXO to tide you over until you get up here.
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