MJ: Question….What happened when I walked through the front door of our house today and my wife was waiting for me in a sexy as hell karate outfit, and says- “Are you ready for your naughty karate lesson “MJ The Terrible”?
A. We immediately had awesome karate sex.
B. Since I was already in a playful mood, I decided to get into naughty karate right away, by pulling my pants down and doing the karate kid crane move naked, and ended up slipping and falling into the table in the front hall where we put the mail.
My wife then laughed so hard that my giant swelling knee pain went away, because I was in such complete and total shock between busting my ass and knee, and my wife laughing so hard that I couldn’t even feel the pain!
C. Since I was already in a playful mood, I decided to get into naughty karate right away by pulling my pants down, and doing the karate kid crane move naked and ended up slipping and falling into the table in the front hall where we put the mail.
My wife then laughed so hard that my giant swelling knee pain went away, because I was in such complete and total shock between busting my ass and knee, and my wife laughing so hard that I couldn’t even feel the pain!
Once my wife’s uncontrollable laughing slowed down, even though my knee looked like the Goodyear blimp, and I had to hobble to get to the bedroom, then we had naked full contact naughty karate sex.
Malia: I’m going with C.
MJ: I should be mad at you. How could you laugh at me in my time of need?
Malia: My poor baby. I’m sorry. I couldn’t help it. It was soooooo funny! It felt like it was in slow motion.
MJ: Uh huh.
Malia: Must be strong if going to be karate master.
MJ: Omg! Malia Miyagi.
Malia: Good recovery after break knee and ass on front hall table. Even with one leg you kung fu g spot very good.
MJ: You are so sexy, cute, and loving that it’s hard to be mad at you for just outright laughing at me.
Malia: Your naughty karate teacher very sorry. Maybe you stay after class next time for extra sexy time.
MJ: Ok. I think that will help.
Malia: You laughed too.
MJ: I was just starting to get over it, and then you gotta text the you laughed too comment?
Malia: Teacher ready for practice again. You must always be ready MJ The Terrible Son.
MJ: Are you distracting me from your you laughed too comment with sex?
Malia: Yes. Did distraction move work?
MJ: Yes it did. I’ll hobble up there shortly.
Malia: I didn’t mean to laugh. It really just kind of happened. You can do the thing you like if you want to, as my way of saying I’m sorry.
MJ: I wasn’t really that upset. We don’t have to do that.
Malia: I kinda want to anyway. You wanna?
MJ: Fuck yeah I want to!
Malia: Then come and get it one legged karate man.
MJ: On guard naughty body karate hottie! – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pL6uUYdWbU
