MJ: I wanna tell you about this girl I had sex with.
Malia: No you don’t.
MJ: Actually, I do.
Malia: Are you sure because I am pmsing right now. I am trying to help you out here.
MJ: I want to tell you anyway. I will risk it. Malia: ……, but I warned you. I’m not going to be a bitch on purpose, but this is high risk Maliacane time.
MJ: Her lips were so soft. Her hair was long and beautiful. Her hips swayed as she walked like the ocean tide that comes in and goes out. Her eyes are filled with fire, but she is so sweet. Her smells, both natural and store bought always make me want to smell her. She was so passionate. She knew exactly how to make me happy. She was smart, cute, and funny. She knew so much about so much. She was a classy lady but when it was time to get it on, look out, because she did not hold back. I could go on and on about her.
Malia: Who the fuck is this bitch?? Where is she now????
MJ: It’s you. I think you are in our house.
Malia: I hate you. You set me up for that one. I know you. If I wasn’t pmsing, I would have caught it. I’m sawwy I didn’t trust you and go with it.
MJ: You are the one and only one baby cakes!
Malia: You love me even though I’m big hair don’t care, feisty, sassy, and I’m going to be 32 years OLD next month?
MJ: Yes, I do, and I do with all my heart.
Malia: I have to tell you something.
MJ: Ok. Whatcha got?
Malia: I found a grey hair when I was brushing my hair this morning.
MJ: I was there. I remember. It’s debatable whether that hair was grey though. I have some grey hairs. Don’t worry about it baby. You are a timeless classic beauty my love.
Malia: It doesn’t matter if men have grey hair. I know you. You are going to look all Richard Gere debonair in 20 years.
MJ: I love because you are you, and there is no other you in the world. You are my one baby, and you have me for all of my days. I will love you every single day for the rest of my life. And I bet you will look breathtakingly beautiful in 20 years.
Malia: If I end up and old lady alone living with a bunch of cats, I’m going to be pissed! I don’t want to be an old cat lady Michael David Johnson!
MJ: You are all that and a whole factory of chips. You are as important to me as air pretty girl. I mean it.
Malia: Will you make me feel attractive then?
MJ: Sure! Yes! How do I do that?
Malia: Nike me baby!
MJ: Huh?
Malia: Just do me, like Nike!
MJ: I can definitely do that! Right now? Just tell me where and when!
Malia: Right now! Guest house!
MJ: What are you wearing under that long coat?
Malia: Nothing
MJ: Naked nothing?
Malia: 😉
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