Malia: If you had to guess, how many blog posts do you think there are on the MJ The Terrible blog about my butt?
MJ: 50?
Malia: Not even close! Guess again.
MJ: 100?
Malia: Think big!
MJ: Like your butt! 250?
Malia: More
MJ: Wow! That should tell you how much I love your big caboose.
MJ: BUTT BOMB COLLAGE……
Malia: If I was a flat back, we would probably have sex twice a year.
MJ: Glad we will never have to worry about that.
Malia: There are 378 posts about my butt on the MJ The Terrible blog.
MJ: What else can I say? You have a GOAT butt.
Malia: This is going to turn into post 379 about my butt.
MJ: I love you Malia The Butt Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Baby Cakes Johnson!
Malia: Me butta su butta.
MJ: Would you hate me if I told you that I married you for your butt?
Malia: No. I had to do whatever it took to land you. My butt was my secret weapon.
MJ: You know there are countless reasons why I love you, right?
Malia: I do. Dinner in 10 min. K?
MJ: K
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