MJ: You look like a nice, pristine, girl. I look like a scary criminal.
Malia: Beauty and my Beast.
MJ: They didn’t tell me to smile while they were taking my picture. I have brand new teeth. I would have smiled.
Malia: I text Kristi our side by side driver’s license pictures. She wrote back – “Cyber Hacker “MJ The Terrible” Abducts Beautiful Innocent Local Bethesda Woman”
MJ: Funny!
MJ: And how come you have a heart on your driver’s license and I don’t? I’m a donor.
Malia: You donated your body to the medical laboratory Dr. Frincke founded. You are a donor, but it won’t get marked as a donor like everyone else’s. You have the American Hero symbol on your driver’s license. That’s pretty cool.
MJ: So what you are saying is, my dl picture looks like I’m a criminal beast, but my driver’s license has the American Hero symbol on it, so it balances out?
Malia: Yeah
MJ: I am glad I didn’t get arrested the other day for not having my license.
Malia: I am writing a post on that. That is a hilarious only happens to you situation if there ever was one.
MJ: I can’t wait to read it. Dubs and Officer Gender Fluids almost got into it. My money would have been on Dubs. Brittany can scrap.
Malia: Gender Fluid! OMG baby! Do you know what that means?
MJ: No
Malia: A person who does not identify themselves as having a fixed gender.
MJ: I didn’t mean to insult that police officer lady. I was trying to be respectful by caller her Ma’am. Then she got mad at me because I didn’t call her Gender Fluids.
Malia: Well, not exactly. I could hear the whole conversation over the phone. You “put me in your pocket” when the police showed up. You did call her ma’am and were polite. She was standoffish because you didn’t have your license. I know that wasn’t your fault, but that was what started it. Then you told her about Brittany having your license. Then you called her ma’am again. Then she said “I’m gender fluid. Don’t call me ma’am.” Then you said, “How do I address a gender fluids person?” Then Brittany showed up.
MJ: I love you.
Malia: When it was all over and I could tell the officers were walking away, you shouldn’t have said “Have a nice day Officer Gender Fluids.” I know you. You weren’t trying to be offensive, but that is how she took it, and why she flipped you off. I love you too
MJ: Pizza for dinner tonight?
Malia: Yes! That sounds perfect. I’ll order it around 5:30. I need to run. Babies calling. I hope you get your work done. Love you bye
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