Malia: Remember when your life was running off the rails and you started drinking a lot, and doing stupid shit, and you got up in the strip club announcer booth and made this “Coming out hot on the main stage” strip club video?
MJ: I do.
Malia: Fast forward a of couple years and your life was improving. You were even making I love you videos like this…….
Malia: What happened? Why do you think your life radically changed like that?
MJ: I met this chick from South Africa who came into my life like a wrecking ball.
Malia: Like a wrecking ball?
MJ: Like a wrecking ball in a good way.
Malia: How can a wrecking ball be meant in a good way?
MJ: The South African wrecking ball swung into my life destroying all of the bad, so that I could build back better together with her.
Malia: You give the best compliments but sometimes it takes a minute to reveal it from your word salad. Guess what time of the month it is?
MJ: What time of the month is it?
Malia: It is the time of the month where I tell you about all the women in the world.
MJ: Let me guess. Are all of the women in the world skeezers and I should stay away from them at all cost?
Malia: You are on the right track. All the women in the world besides the women in our family and our friends are all psychotic nut jobs with sexually transmitted diseases, are on a mountain of mental health meds, and they hate kids. And like you said are all skeezers.
MJ: I am glad I don’t have to worry about it then. I am all in on you baby cakes!
Malia: Do you know why I make you think all the women out there are disgusting witches?
MJ: Mate guarding?
Malia: Yeah. Nobody can have you but me.
MJ: I love you forever no matter what babe. You are the reason I am alive. I know I would have died at Walter Reed if you wouldn’t have been there to nurse me back to life.
Malia: Remember that because you never know. You might need me to nurse you back to life again.
MJ: I’m not going anywhere.
Malia: Good because you are stuck with me.
MJ: Fair enough my love. I need to hop on this conference call. I love you Malia May Johnson!
Malia: I love you 2 Michael David Johnson! I hope your call goes well. 🙂
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