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Let’s Play Do What The Action Figures Do

Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Captain America and Malia Black Widow Bedroom Action Figures Photo #1

MJ: Let’s play do what the action figures do.

Malia: I’m pregnant, but okay to the extent I can.

MJ: Let’s do this……

Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Captain America and Malia Black Widow Bedroom Action Figures Photo #1

Malia: OMG! What is the blue bubble?

Malia: You made Black Widow pregnant like me?

MJ: Yes I did!

Malia: I like that we are going to use the Woodland house for storage. I think that is the perfect use for it.

MJ: Me too. I have a question about where you would like me to store something. Come over to the Woodland house so you can see what I’m talking about.

Malia: You are #3 on my to do list. Where to store the toys?

MJ: No. About storing my penis in your vagina. Why am I #3 on the list?

Malia: 1 and 2 are essential baby related to dos. I know where I want to store the toys, and I know where I want to store your penis.

MJ: Ok. If you are good, I’ll do this……

Malia: Ooh! Want it! I’ve been good. You even made the action figure pregnant for me. I freakin love you.

MJ: These are the movie titles I have thought of so far for our Black Widow and Captain America sex themed action figure sex session.

Black Widow Matters To Captain America

Avengers Ass Game

Avengers Age of Asstron

Captain America Throws One On Black Widow

Captain America: The Sexual Soldier

Captain America Plants His Flag In Black Widow

Black Widow Does Captain America

Captain America Gives Black Widow America’s Penis

Black Widow Assembles On Captain America’s Dick

Captain American and Black Widow Service Each Other

Black Widow vs Captain America…..Naked!

Malia: Don’t forget “Mother Fucking Black Widow” since you made Black Widow me pregnant.

MJ: Are you ready yet?

Malia: You are as bad as a little kid- “Are we there yet?”

MJ: Are you ready yet?

Malia: This is the first time I have driven a golf cart. If you see me laying on the ground, I wasn’t very good at it.

MJ: I’m sure you’ll do fine. If you can drive a Cadillac Escalade you can drive a golf cart my love.

Malia: I can’t wait to give and get sweet lovin. OTW!

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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