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Inspired Shower Singing

Hippo and Malia May Johnson Picture

MJ: Here is a picture of a hippo and an angel. I love you forever Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Baby Cakes Johnson!

Malia: Everyone in the house is laughing their ass off at you baby!

MJ: What?

Malia: “Just give me anal in the morning, angel, by The Juice”.

MJ: Oh shit! Your 80’s song thing was playing, and I started singing.

Malia: Sometimes I leave the intercom on, so I talk to you when I leave the bathroom and you’re in there.

MJ: I’m glad they only heard the Anal in the morning.

Malia: They heard “Dick In The Box Malia Edition” also.

MJ: You messed with the bull woman! 

Malia: And you want to give me the horn?

MJ: Exactamundo! 

Malia: Nice. Is that a Demolition Man Reference? It was an okay movie. My favorite part of the movie was snuggling with you while we watched it.

MJ: It is. Snuggling with you and watching movies is how we fell in love my love. You being down low like that in the picture makes me think of something. Can you guess?

Malia: Me sucking your you know what?

MJ: Exactly! I want to give and receive and give and receive and give and give and give oral business!

Malia: I am in a giving mood. Give me your hard c@&k, and I will give you an orgasm. 

MJ: It doesn’t seem like you should do all of the giving. That wouldn’t be fair, would it?

Malia: You are probably right babe. 

Malia: I wrote a shower version of Christina Aguilera’s song “Genie In A Bottle” just for you. 

MJ: My favorite concerts of all time are the Malia in The Shower Live concerts.

Malia: If you serenade me with another intercom song, I will come get in the shower with you, and I will sing you my naughty version of Genie In A Bottle. 

Malia: Here is a preview of the lyrics. “I’m Malia in the shower MJ. Come, come, come on and rub me out.”

MJ: I’m about to intercom sing for you from the shower. 

Malia: Yay!

Malia: Aww!!

Malia: “Hey there Malia. What’s it like to be angel? I’m 250 feet away, but girl you always look so pretty. Yes you do, the shower is more fun with you, my balls are blue. The sun can’t shine as bright as you, I swear it’s true.” I’m on the way. That was cute Daddy! 

Malia: Turn the intercom off please. I don’t want everyone to hear our shower sounds. K. Bye. C U in a sec.

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Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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