MJ: What are you up to my love?
Malia: I’m looking for a job.
MJ: No
Malia: Are you telling me no?
MJ: No, but can we talk about it first? I always support you, but right now with trying to get pregnant, and with being a stay at home mom of 7, and with all that you already do, how can you have a job?
Malia: You don’t know what kind of job I’m wanting to do.
MJ: Baby can I tell you something before we say anything else?
Malia: Yep!
MJ: I love our life and our family dynamic right now. More importantly you are the mom of moms, and it is such a blessing that you can be a stay at home mom for our kids. I am not trying to ruin your parade, but can you be happy with being a stay at home mom?
Malia: I am the happiest woman/stay at home mom in the world. I love my life/our life, and I can’t imagine a happier more fulfilling life.
Malia: and thank you for the compliment. The job I am meaning to do is not what you think.
MJ: Is it a home-based job?
Malia: Yep
MJ: Is it something you really want to do?
Malia: YES!
Malia: I want to do it so much!
MJ: What is it baby?
Malia: I want to suck your c@$l!!
MJ: How is that a job?
Malia: It’s a blow job! I love being a stay at home mom! I love my fairy tale life! I also love my husband, the wonderful man that has given me my fairy tale life. I want to make you happy. It is my job to make you happy. Can I make you happy and do a job that I love on the man I love?
MJ: Yes please
Malia: Don’t make it hard. That’s my job! I want you in my mouth!
MJ: GWOAT!
Malia: Hmmmm…..
MJ: Greatest Wife of All Time!
Malia: I’m putting my hair up in a bun and sucking you real good for that one!!
MJ: It’s easy to tell the truth. I’m walking and texting otw to you right now.
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-zombie-bedroom-controversy/
