Malia: I have 4 questions for you Mr. Johnson!
MJ: Okay. Tee it high and let it fly.
Malia: Question #1. If this Bigfoot Yeti monster attacked our family would you protect us…..
MJ: He looks pretty angry. Run fast!
Malia: What do you mean run fast?
MJ: What I mean is he would probably do me in pretty quick so while he is smashing me into a million pieces, run as fast as you can to safety.
Malia: I love you!
Malia: Question #2. What is going to happen if Donald Trump escapes prosecution and becomes President again in 2024?
MJ: Hold please. I have to find my answer.
Malia: ……
MJ: This is what I think would happen- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeX1b822PFg
Malia: As you would say there is truth in humor.
Malia: Question #3. This question is for Dr. Frincke since you haven’t called her back. Have you had any migraines since implant replacement surgery?
MJ: I have not had any headaches since after the recovery period. It is strange. Almost feels too good to be true.
Malia: Yeah! Dr. Frincke is the best!
MJ: I have always liked her too.
Malia: What? No you haven’t! You have called her every name in the book!
MJ: Correction- I have always liked her too after the initial phase of hating her guts and wanting to choke the shit out of her.
Malia: Gotcha! That I know that to be true.
Malia: Question #4. Are we rendezvousing in the bedroom this afternoon? If yes, what time and how much time do we have?
MJ: Yes. 3:30ish. A solid 30
Malia: I know it will feel great! I can’t wait!
MJ: I will try not to be late.
Malia: Are you rhyme making fun of me?
MJ: A little bit. It’s with love.
Malia: I don’t mind. I know how deeply you love me.
MJ: I do.
Malia: I feel closer to you now that your office is underneath the house. It feels like you are inside the house with us if that makes sense? At the old house, your office was above the garage, not connected to the house. Now we are on top of you all the time. You are right down there. (I am pointing down at you.)
MJ: What do you think about the name “Cyber Bunker” for my new office?
Malia: I like it. Are you coming up for lunch?
MJ: No. I will eat the prepared stuff down here. If I come up to lunch with the fam, I won’t have time for our sexy business session this afternoon.
Malia: Eat lunch in the Cyber Bunker then, because mama needs to be piped down this afternoon.
MJ: Consider you done. And I will be home tonight, so win win.
Malia: I am really in the mood. I might squirt.
MJ: Do it baby! I like it when you do because I know I did a good job of giving you the business and it makes me smile because I always think of an oil well gusher.
Malia: Wait to see! I love you! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOX
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