Malia: You have been grinning for a week. What is on your mind Johnson?
MJ: I am grinning for a reason, but I don’t want to say it.
Malia: Don’t worry about telling me. I am only your wife, mother of your children, life partner, business partner, best friend, etc.
MJ: Well alright then but know in advance I am not only all about the Benjamins.
Malia: Do you wanna be a billionaire so f@cking bad?
MJ: To buy all of the things I never had.
Malia: Be on the cover of Forbes magazine?
MJ: Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen!
Malia: A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what is cool?
MJ: A billion dollars!
MJ: You knew the million dollars isn’t cool, a billion dollars is cool thing? You are a cool chick baby!
Malia: We watched the Social Network movie together! You know that person who lives in the same house with you, who feeds you, who sleeps with you, who you are married to?
MJ: Yeah
Malia: That’s me! We do stuff together. Remember?
MJ: I wanna be a billionaire!
Malia: Do it baby! Do it and be generous as hell with the money, like I know you will be.
MJ: Yeah?
Malia: Hell yeah!
Malia: I heard you singing the billionaire song this morning. I figured becoming that was on your mind after the Wright Robotics acquisition.
MJ: Am I a greedy capitalist pig?
Malia: A little bit
MJ: Are you going to have sex with me when I’m a billionaire?
Malia: I have never had sex with a billionaire before!
MJ: There is a first, second, third, fourth, fifth, six, seventh, eighth, nineth, tenth, fifty eleventh time for everything.
Malia: Think about where you were 8 years ago. You were on your death bed, broke, and legally screwed! Now you are an American hero who is on track to become a billionaire.
MJ: Only in America! The truth is, I have a secret weapon! I can’t lose!
Malia: You have a neural implant that makes you a super genius?
MJ: Guess again.
Malia: Big dick energy?
MJ: That’s not it. Guess again.
Malia: I give up.
MJ: It’s you. You know it’s you. You have been my ace in the hole and my angel on earth from day one!
Malia: I did good daddy?
MJ: You did good. You are probably already bags, clothes, and shoes shopping in your head.
Malia: You said I did good! No shopping?
MJ: Do you remember the shopping scene from Pretty Woman?
Malia: I do
MJ: We are going to do that shopping scene on billionaire steroids!
Malia: Yay! Get’em daddy! Momma needs a new 20 pairs of shoes!
MJ: Done and done!
Malia: Dinner is at 6
MJ: I think I’m almost recovered. I don’t want to wait 30 days.
Malia: Do not jeopardize your health. We need you. You are waiting at least 25 days.
MJ: 20 days sounds better to me.
Malia: Don’t push your luck Johnson.
MJ: I guess we will have to see what happens.
Malia: 🙂
Masters of Money LLC Acquires Wright Robotics Incorporated for $38,300,000 – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/masters-of-money-llc-acquires-wright-robotics-incorporated-for-38300000/
