Malia: Baby, I am worried about world war 3. Is the world going to end?
MJ: I have been hearing the world was going to end tomorrow since 9-11-2001. Just live my love. I promise I will let you know if you need to worry.
Malia: Ok. I trust you, but I want to understand. Are we going to have world war 3? Why is the world on fire right now?
MJ: Do you want the politically correct answer or the real no bull shit answer?
Malia: Real no bull shit answer.
MJ: Weakness. We used to be like this, and world leaders didn’t want to fuck around and find out – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FizOyEt7QWk
Malia: Are you saying that the world is in chaos because our pimp hand is not strong?
MJ: Yes. The world sees us as weak right now. We are lacking that fuck around and find out swagger we used to have. President Reagan used to call it “Peace through strength.”
Malia: Can I have some “peace through strength” examples please?
MJ: Sure. World War 1: Germany violated its pledge to suspend unrestricted submarine warfare in the North Atlantic and the Mediterranean and tried to get Mexico to join their alliance against us. President Wilson showed his pimp hand was strong, and America went and whooped that German ass.
MJ: World War 2: Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. President Truman dropped two atomic bombs on Japan, and said in so many words- “You want some more of this, or can we get back to business now?”
MJ: President Reagan in 1987 went to the Berlin Wall and told Russia in so many words- “Tear down this wall. If I have to come back here, you’re going to regret it!”
President Ronald Reagan “Tear Down This Wall” clip – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX00QkvK-mQ
MJ: September 11th, 2001: The World Trade Center and Pentagon were hit by plane hijackers, and the plane that crashed in Shanksville Pennsylvania was hijacked also. President Bush said – https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z3YnAsOeUpA
MJ: President Obama and President Trump were both like – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0
MJ: Get it now my love?
Malia: Yes, but I don’t like it. I hate war and rumors of war!
MJ: Me too sweetheart.
Malia: I want to have another baby.
MJ: All that, and you thought- “I want to have another baby.”
Malia: My biological clock is ticking, and the west is going through a population crisis. I am just trying to do my part. That’s all.
MJ: I love you baby, and you are an awesome momma.
Malia: What about an awesome wife?
MJ: You are awesome that too.
Malia: So, I am going to get another baby because I deserve it then?
MJ: On one condition.
Malia: And what condition is that?
MJ: A lot a lot a lot of bedroom fun.
Malia: Oh no! I cannot agree to that.
MJ: WTF? How do you think babies are made?
Malia: I cannot agree to your condition because you only mention “A lot a lot a lot of bedroom fun.” What about a lot a lot a lot of other rooms and places and locations fun? I mean your condition is kind of limited don’t ya think?
MJ: You make a lot of sense baby cakes. I would have to agree with you, and I so look forward to a lot a lot a lot of anywhere fun with you.
Malia: There will be sex and rumors of sex!
MJ: I am so glad you’re mine. I can’t imagine a life without you.
Malia: Yeah! Me too! Check in later if you can. I miss you! Love from me and our little bambinos.
Civil War Reenactment In The Bedroom – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/civil-war-reenactment-in-the-bedroom/
