Malia: MJ, even Superman has to rest. You slept at least 16 hours. You needed it!
Malia: I did good things. Now I’m ready to do bad things to you. Men expect their wives to perform “wifely duties”, meaning sex, just because the man wants it. This is 2017. Women should be able to do the same thing. I am a woman and a wife, and I want it. Get ready for “husbandly duties.” Eta 20 minutes.
MJ: I don’t feel like it tonight honey. I have a headache.
Malia: The Tylenol is in our bathroom closet, and you have 15 minutes to change your mind.
MJ: But I had such a hard day. Can’t we do it later?
Malia: I’m sorry to hear that. Yes we can do it later, but we are also doing it now!
MJ: I’m too tired. Malia: The coffee maker is in the kitchen. Eta 10 min
MJ: I’m too stressed out. Malia: Sex helps relieve that.
MJ: I don’t feel connected to you right now.
Malia: You don’t? I am about to cry. What do you mean? You always want sex. Now when I want it you don’t?
MJ: Baby! You said it was 2017 and wives should be able to demand “husbandly duties”, so I looked up the top 10 reasons wives tell their husbands when they don’t want to have sex.
Malia: You were trying to wife me?
MJ: Yes
Malia: So you do feel connected to me?
MJ: Yes Malia: You were just being playful then?
MJ: Yes
Malia: Good, then we got the foreplay out of the way to.
MJ: All you want is my body! I’m not a piece of meat you know!
Malia: Let me help you find the right conclusion here MJ…..I am going to take your clothes off and use you in any way I damn well please until I feel satisfied, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! So get ready!
MJ: That sounds like rape.
Malia: “Husbandly duties” you mean?
MJ: You may take my body but you will never truly have me.
Malia: I am about to be home. Do you want me or what?
MJ: Absofuckinglutely!!!
Malia: That’s better. Why did you fight it so hard?
MJ: I wasn’t fighting it for real. I was trying to play along with what you were saying. The fact is, I can’t wait for you to get here! Bring it on woman!
Malia: Yay me! I love how much you want me physically and how close we are otherwise as well.
MJ: Me too baby
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