Malia: How could you just fuck me and never call me again?
MJ: What?
Malia: How dare you!
MJ: WTF?
Malia: You know what you did! You just fucked me and left!
MJ: I had to go to work. What was I supposed to do?
Malia: Fuck me again. Then go to work.
MJ: So, the problem is not that I fucked you and left, the problem is that I didn’t fuck you twice and then leave?
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: I am not sure how to respond to that.
Malia: Why do you hate me?
MJ: Good Lord!
Malia: My body is producing extra estrogen and oxytocin because I am pregnant as f. I want it every time you want to give it to me. Don’t you understand?
MJ: But National Security. The country needs me to be our cyber warrior leader.
Malia: But Vagina Security. You humping me is all I can think about. I am requesting a long, very long inya time session asap.
MJ: I am sure that I will be stressed to the max when I get home tonight and I need and want to slay the shit out of you!
Malia: I just love you and miss you and think about you and want you to be with me and sleep with me and love on me and all that stuff.
MJ: Hell, hath no fury like a woman scorned, and heaven hath no pleasure like a woman with baby fever or a woman that has a baby and has preggo horny hormones running wild.
Malia: True
Malia: Do what you to do babe. National Security can have you until you get home. Then you are all mine (and the kids, but you know what I mean).
MJ: Sounds good babe. I will see you tonight. You know I do everything I do for our family, right?
Malia: I do. You are one of the good ones Michael David Johnson. Kick ass and take names today and kiss me and say my name tonight. XOXO
MJ: Damn skippy! I am going to devour your sexy ass Malia May Johnson!
Malia: 🙂
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