All of us girls are at the apartment downtown. MJ and the boys are at MJ’s house in South Austin. This is BABB btw. Those boys won’t leave us alone. There was a knock at the door. It was a male stripper wearing a costume. When the stripper pulled off his mask, IT WAS KEVIN!
For some reason we asked MJ to write a dating bio for Malia if she was single. Big mistake! We thought he would write something cute. It was a dumb idea to begin with, but look what he wrote-
Hello, my name is Malia. I am from Capetown, South Africa. I am 27 years old. I am currently on a multi-state run from the police, I have a raging case of herpes, uncontrollable fits of rage, I have both boy and girls parts, I look slightly older than 27, my body odor prevents me from being closer than 3 feet of anyone with a functioning nose, and I hate having sex! Call me at 1-800-undateable for additional details….if you dare.
Malia’s Real Dating Profile – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malias-real-dating-profile/
