MJ: Malia May Johnson…..Are you ready to get your fuck on?
Malia: Fuck yes I am!!! I’m ovulating!!!
MJ: You are pregnant. Pregnant women don’t ovulate, do they?
Malia: No. I’m just practicing.
MJ: Uh oh
Malia: I’m addict baby. I can’t help it.
MJ: I’m married to an addict.
Malia: But not a bad kind.
MJ: I promise I will stay with you during your addiction.
Malia: You better. You are my enabler.
MJ: You are just using me for my baby maker.
Malia: Nuh uh. I love you!
MJ: Are you sure you want to have another baby?
Malia: Being pregnant is amazing! The feelings being pregnant brings are too incredible to describe.
MJ: We have another bedroom in the house, so they would have their own room. I don’t get at least the normal guilt trip?
Malia: I love you. You get me and I love you for it. Here’s your guilt trip……
Malia: If you love me, you will have another baby with me. Do you love me?
MJ: There it is.
Malia: It’s like you do at a happy hour when you want to have another drink. You say “One more for the road.”
MJ: If you know me so well, what am I thinking about right now?
Malia: Sex
MJ: Yes I am!
Malia: You think you are hornier than I am, but you are wrong.
MJ: Let’s get it on.
Malia: Let’s get our f@$k on!
MJ: You pick the place.
Malia: The only place we have not had sex on our property.
MJ: We have had sex everywhere, I think.
Malia: The gym. We have never had sex in the gym.
MJ: We had oral in there.
Malia: According to President Clinton oral isn’t sex.
MJ: Well then by all means we need christen the gym.
Malia: Is there anything soft in there to do it on?
MJ: I’ll bring the blow up mattress.
Malia: That will work.
MJ: The small blue one died. All I have is the giant play one.
Malia: The kids blow up bounce house?
MJ: Yeah
Malia: I will have sex with you in a bounce house baby.
MJ: It will be an adventure. Give me 5 minutes to get the bouncy house of love ready.
Malia: I will adventure wiff you baby.
Malia: Look what I found from way back when:
Malia: You are so loving. 3-8-12 forever daddy!
Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey” – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-fever-maul-and-like-a-lion-hunting-its-prey/
