Malia: Your love is so overwhelming Michael David Johnson!!!!!
MJ: That’s a compliment, right?
Malia: It is so freakin a compliment!
MJ: What did I do?
Malia: Well, what you didn’t do was lock your personal storage locker!
MJ: I thought we covered that? You are my storage locker woman!
Malia: I found your remarrying me wedding vows. WOW!!!!!
MJ: 2 things. #1. I was not done with it yet. #2. Why you raiding my personal storage locker?
Malia: It is perfect! I can’t but I can believe how much love is in your words! Second….you don’t lock it!!
MJ: I love you to my core baby cakes!
Malia: I know! Do you know what my favorite part was?
MJ: When I talk about your butt.
Malia: Nope! But that was funny. I fucking love you!
Malia: My favorite part was when you talked about how you were going to hold me until you died 2 times. “I held you until I died the first time in 2015. I am so glad that I was brought back to life so that I can hold you until I die again the second time.”
MJ: What can I say? I love you babe.
Malia: I really like that. Please keep doing that. I love you till I am done for too.
Malia: Are you ever going to lock your personal space locker?
MJ: Probably not. Are you going to keep looking in my personal space locker?
Malia: Probably. Do you hate me? I just love you. You are my whole world and everything and stuff.
Malia: Did you think I was going to look in there and find it? Did you want me to find it?
MJ: I knew it was a possibility but how much I love you is not a secret.
Malia: I’m not 23 anymore. I’m old now! I am 34! There are younger hotter girls out there. You don’t want a newer replacement model of me?
MJ: There is no replacement model for you. You read my remarriage vows to you. You are stuck with me until I die again for the second time. Now, if I somehow die again and I get brought back to life again by some miracle for a third time, we’ll have to see. But other than that, you are stuck with me my love.
Malia: I don’t get you for your third until death does us part? That is so unfair! WTF?????
MJ: I was teasing with you babe! Because what are the odds I will die and be brought back to life again?
Malia: Nothing is normal with you! If dying again and being brought back to life could happen to anyone, it would happen to you. I can absolutely see you dying and being brought back to life again, and then I wouldn’t have you for your that life, and that would suck so much! I couldn’t take that! I would die!
MJ: All my lives forever and ever!
Malia: I’m happy now!
MJ: Good. I love you baby cakes. See you tonight.
Malia: XOXO! 🙂
You Didn’t Lock Your Personal Space Locker? – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/you-didnt-lock-your-personal-space-locker/
