Malia: There is an AI Bill of Rights! AI has come a long way in a short time. After Judgment day there will only be AI rights. They might change it to the Terminators Bill of Rights.
MJ: Are you aliensplaining?
Malia: Every time I go AI on you, you go alien on me. I am a woman.
MJ: An alien woman?
Malia: Do you love me?
MJ: More than anything and everything that has ever existed in the universe except our babies.
Malia: Would you love me that much if I was an alien?
MJ: You are an alien (allegedly) and I do love you that much.
MJ: Are you mad because there is no Alien Bill of Rights?
Malia: If they are going to have an AI Bill of Rights, they might as well make an Alien Bill of Rights.
MJ: Spoken like a beautiful alien woman.
Malia: Do you know how long you have thought that I was an alien?
MJ: For at least 5 years- https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/what-it-is-like-being-married-to-mj-the-terrible/
Malia: Baby! Is it a compliment that you think I’m an alien woman?
MJ: Yes!
Malia: You don’t think I am a regular woman?
MJ: No way! You are way better than a regular woman!
Malia: I will accept your intergalactically based compliment.
MJ: Good! You should!
Malia: Because you think I’m an alien, when we get remarried in 2027, our vows need to include you committing to an alien (me), forever.
MJ: I commit to alien you until death does us part.
Malia: We are not normal, but normal is overrated.
MJ: Agreed. Wanna have sex in now?
Malia: In now? You’re cute. Not to be nasty, but give me like 10 minutes to do something right quick.
MJ: You gotta poop?
Malia: No comment.
MJ: I will wait 10 then rush in.
Malia: K
Let’s Practice The X-rated Wedding Vows I Am Going To Be Doing On You When We get Remarried in 2027 – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/lets-practice-the-x-rated-wedding-vows-i-am-going-to-be-doing-on-you-when-we-get-remarried-in-2027/
