MJ: Today is the twoingest Tuesday ever. It is basically Twosday.
Malia: What?
MJ: It’s 2-2-22.
Malia: Then we need to have sex 2 times.
MJ: Ok baby crazy woman.
Malia: We might get pregnant with twins since everything is 2 today.
MJ: It takes 2 to Tango.
Malia: There’s no 2 ways about it.
MJ: Just the 2 of us. We can make it if we try. Just the 2 of us, you and I.
Malia: You and me are like 2 peas in a pod.
MJ: We’re 2 of a kind.
Malia: There are 2 sides to every story.
MJ: It takes 2 flint stones to make a fire.
Malia: I watched the Flintstones when I was a kid.
MJ: Me 2
Malia: Remember Mr. Gatti’s Pizza in Austin? Dial 459-2222 to get a Mr. Gatti’s pizza delivered.
MJ: I do. We had many a movie and pizza stay in bed all day on Sunday Gatti’s pizzas.
Malia: Many of those Sundays you kept me naked all day and all night.
MJ: Some of my favorite days/times ever.
Malia: Me two
Malia: I think I am making today Taco Tuesday/Twosday. Everybody likes Tacos and it fits the day.
MJ: Ok. But we’re totally doing it 2 times today right?
Malia: Right!!
MJ: By “It”, I mean “The Naked Two Step”.
Malia: I knew what you meant. And yes!
Malia: I knew what you meant. And yes!
MJ: Back to back right away, or afternoon snack and bedtime delight?
Malia: Wait to see. XOXO
MJ: Reroute…… I’d like to use one of the 2 sex passes for today right now.
Malia: Reroute pause. Your mom will be back from the store soon. As soon as she gets back I’ll text you an un pause.
MJ: Is she back yet?
Malia: Nope!
MJ: Is she back yet?
Malia: It has been 2 minutes since your last “Is she back yet” text.
MJ: Is she back yet?
Malia: No. Soon baby. Soon. XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXO
MJ: ?
Malia: Un pause!!!
Pour Some Sugar On Me! (Damn It’s Incredible When You Find Mr or Mrs Right!) – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/pour-some-sugar-on-me-damn-its-incredible-when-you-find-mr-or-mrs-right/
McMalia For Lunch – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/mcmalia-for-lunch/
