Hello Masters of Money/MJ The Terrible fans and followers. My name is Katrina. I was “MJ The Terrible’s” full time physical therapist, and part time speech therapist for 17 months.
Needless to say, I know MJ very well, both inside and out. I say that, because I am a fan of Michael Johnson the man. I can’t say I like or even understand what the hell Masters of Money is all about, but I like and understand Michael Johnson the man.
MJ, now that you are healthy and doing well, I want to tell you the following- Your farts stink. You have erections at the most inopportune moments. You are the most frustrating patient I have had in all my years as a physical therapist, because once we got you talking again, you never shut up! You are the only patient I have ever had who actually wanted to do more pt, so you would be ready to reclaim your life by 2017. Besides you and Chris’s eyes being different colors, your skin tone was also a differentiating factor. You were inside all of the time and pale, and he had skin color from being outside. You two are a very close match.
I made a collage for you. The collage includes a photo of MJ (blue eyes), Chris (MJ2 – brown eyes), a photo of MJ when he first arrived at Walter Reed from San Antonio, and I added MJ The Terrible’s logo for coolness. Love to both you and Chris (MJ2).
MJ, do you remember when we first began your st and pt, the comment you said about your odds for recovery? You said- “Fuck my life. The Cavs will be NBA champs before I recover. God this sucks dick!” I knew what you meant. You thought the Cavs would never win an NBA title and you would never recover. You may be a brilliant young man, but contrary to what you may think, you certainly are not right all the time. The Cleveland Cavs won the NBA championship, and you made a full recovery.
Regarding the stories, I know you give nicknames to some of us, but did you have to make me Katwoman? I was always partial to Wonder Woman.
Thank you Malia for making a good man out of our boy “MJ The Terrible”. He has come such a long way from the angry chip on his shoulder World War 3 Stuxnet virus creating cyber bad boy. You were and are the difference maker Malia. It warms my heart to see how “MJ The Terrible” has become such a doting father and husband.
Thank you for the reunion dinner invite. I will be there! I wouldn’t miss it!
I want to hold MJ’s award. Only 72 people have ever been awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross. What an honor. What a well deserved honor! And most of all I want a big hug from the big hero himself!
Sincerely,
Katrina “Katwoman” W.
