Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time
Malia: Hey baby. Can you come up here when you get a minute?
MJ: Yeah. Do you need me to bring something up to you?
Malia: Your wiener.
MJ: Not for 6 weeks baby.
Malia: I want to weigh your wiener on my breast milk scale.
MJ: Seriously?
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: Can we weigh one of your boobs?
Malia: They are filled with milk. Trust me, they weigh a ton. It’s like you said on the giant card you bought for me “Their jumbos”.
MJ: I love your jumbo boobies! Your mammaries give me good memories.
MJ: Do you think this was the time baby Christopher was conceived – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-best-adult-form-of-stress-relief/
Malia: It’s possible. It fits the time frame. And it matches Christopher’s personality. His birth weighed was 10 pounds! Can I tell you something?
MJ: Sure babe
Malia: I like watching the look on your face when I’m giving birth. The look on your face is almost like “I’m just waiting to see what is going to come out. Maybe it will be a little puppy.”
MJ: Dr. Frincke is really an all-purpose doctor. She helped me live through my subdural hematoma rupture. She helped me learn how to walk again. Now she is delivering our babies. She even took Christopher’s karate chop.
Malia: I think everyone in the room saw the chop.
MJ: Get ready for it. The winner and new 2045 WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Christopher “The Chop” Johnson.
Malia: If that’s what he wants. I think he is going to be a big boy. Can I tell you something I love about you?
MJ: If you want to.
Malia: I love how you point out the most random shit ever that makes me laugh. Case in point…. While we were watching the new Fast and Furious movie, when Gal Gadot came on the screen, you said- “Hey look, Wonder Woman is in the new Fast and Furious movie.”
MJ: I love you for stuff too.
Malia: What stuff? Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind that isn’t a body part or related to giving you babies.
MJ: I love how you have turned whisper cussing into an art form. I know you are mad in the moment, but it is cute watching your hair bounce all around while you are pointing a finger at me and whisper cussing, so you don’t wake babies up.
Malia: Come up here so I can weigh your wiener. And we are having a family cuddle time. Do you have a story for us daddy?
MJ: Yes. Toddlers of The Caribbean.
Malia: Cool. All babies and mommy are now present and accounted for. We can wiener weight later. Come snuggle story us daddy.
Much Needed 3 Day Johnson Family Staycation – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/much-needed-3-day-johnson-family-staycation/
