MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around?
Malia: Maybe
MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no?
Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big d!@k?
MJ: if you want to.
Malia: Well, I do want to!
MJ: Well good!
Malia: Well, what if I saw how you were looking at me earlier, and because I know you so well, I had a feeling you would want me?
MJ: Well, that would be good if you wanted to be wanted.
Malia: Well, I have some Good news for you…..I do want to be wanted!
MJ: Well, that would be good news.
Malia: Well, I have some more good news for you. I love having sex with you. I love shopping, and I love pleasing you!
MJ: How does loving shopping fit into that equation?
Malia: Like this……….
MJ: Nice! Wonder Woman Malia looks good!
Malia: See how me loving having sex with you, loving shopping, and loving to please you is a good combination for you?
MJ: I do! I want Wonder Malia really bad! I am shutting down my computers now.
Malia: Good! Come to the Zombie Bedroom!
MJ: What? The zombie bedroom? I thought we weren’t calling it that anymore?
Malia: Well, you still called the “Zombie Bedroom” when you were telling your mom and Asian mom about it.
MJ: It is how they know which bedroom I was talking about. I did tell them we’re not calling it that anymore.
Malia: This is my fault, and I’m going to fix it now, so I never have to hear the words zombie and bedroom together in the same sentence again.
MJ: I wasn’t going to call it that beyond telling them it was the zombie bedroom that you redid. Then I was going to tell them we’re not calling it the zombie bedroom anymore.
Malia: Oh, I understand, but that doesn’t solve the problem. You give everything a name or a nickname, and until the “Zombie Bedroom” gets a new name/nickname from you, I know the “Zombie Bedroom” name/nickname will never die. My last attempt to do this got sidetracked into the other bedroom I am redoing, which now has a name/nickname, because you remember something that happened in that bedroom.
MJ: And what was is the new name/nickname for that bedroom?
Malia: The “Brown Sugar Bedroom”, which would have been the name/nickname of the “Zombie Bedroom”, if we had stayed in the “Zombie Bedroom”, when I gave you some sweet “Brown Sugar” lovin!
MJ: So, you are going to have sex with me in what we used to call the Zombie bedroom, so that I will give the what we used to call the zombie bedroom a new name/nickname?
Malia: Yep
MJ: Did I mention that I have a zombie name/nickname for every room in the house?
Malia: Nice try, but I know that only one room in the house has a zombie name/nickname, and that room is about to have a new name/nickname.
MJ: Are you messing with me? You literally put on that sexy Wonder Woman outfit and are going to have sex with me in Zombie Bedroom, so that I will rename the room a non-zombie name?
Malia: Yes!
MJ: I feel like I’m being manipulated.
Malia: I am not manipulating you. I am going to have mind-blowing memorable sex with you in Zombie Bedroom, so that you will remember that room in a new way, and you will give it a new name, because I absolutely hate the current name/nickname for that room.
MJ: Well, I am a man, and it feels like I’m being ipulated.
Malia: You are a “man”, but I am not “ipulating” you. Michael David Johnson, you could frustrate the Saint of Patience!
MJ: I want to have sex with you and make a new name worthy memory, but I want you to want to have sex with me too. I don’t want you using your vagine, butt and boobs as manipulation weapons.
Malia: Don’t forget my mouth, lips, and tongue! Baby, I do want to have sex with you. I put on this sexy outfit and everything. I’m just accomplishing two birds with one stone.
MJ: Ok. Let’s have sex in the two birds with one stone bedroom then.
Malia: Can I prove to you that I want to have sex with you?
MJ: Sure
Malia: I know you really well, and I can just tell that you are going to call the bedroom “The Two Birds With One Stone Bedroom” from now on, and I still want to have sex with you.
MJ: Yeah. You are probably right. Since the bedroom now has a new name/nickname, do you want to have sex in our bedroom, on the big bed?
Malia: No! I don’t want to risk a “Brown Sugar” sidetrack bedroom incident. We need to consummate the new name in the Two Birds With One Stone bedroom.
MJ: Are you ready for me in the “Two Birds With One Stone Bedroom” now?
Malia: Wait for it.
Malia: Wait
Malia: Shit. Hold on. Almost. Sorry baby.
Malia: Ok! I’m ready to go! I’m on the bed, and I’m in the position I want to start in.
MJ: On your marks. Get set to bang! And…..Bang!!
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-zombie-bedroom-controversy/
