As many of you know, I was married once before, and so I wanted to do everything I possibly could to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us. What I found out throughout the day yesterday, was I didn’t have to try to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us, because when you are marrying the…
All of us girls are at the apartment downtown. MJ and the boys are at MJ’s house in South Austin. This is BABB btw. Those boys won’t leave us alone. There was a knock at the door. It was a male stripper wearing a costume. When the stripper pulled off his mask, IT WAS KEVIN! For some reason we asked…
Hey everyone. My name is Meredith Brooks. I am MJ’s new assistant. I moved from Des Moines, Iowa to Austin about 4 weeks ago, and I am 26 years old. Go Hawkeyes! My week one recap and my feelings about the job and everything so far- I got to meet Matthew McConaughey. MJ and him insult the daylights out of…
Hey it’s Kev from the couch. LOL. Just kidding, I love you Malia but in the friends not fucking kinda way doh. Anyway, I’m balls deep in MJ’s picture and video stash right now. Look at this pre “MJ The Terrible” video nugget. Pre “MJ The Terrible” Michael Johnson European Vacation Ireland Video (2009) Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Pre-MJ-The-Terrible-Michael-Johnson-European-Vacation-Ireland-Video-2009.mp4 Pre “MJ The Terrible”…
THAT WASN’T VERY NICE OF YOU CHARLES THANK YOU FOR HACKING INTO MY NETWORK LAST WEEK I LIKED IT SO MUCH I DECIDED TO COME BACK WITH YOU INTO YOURS YOU REALLY ENJOY THOSE BLACKS ON BLONDES VIDEOS I ACCIDENTALLY HIT RECORD A FEW TIMES WHEN YOU WERE ENJOYING YOURSELF ON THE COUCH DON’T WORRY I’M NOT GOING TO BLACK…
2012: Haters- Masters of Money is a stupid idea Michael! 2013: Haters- Masters of Money is a waste of money. 2014: Haters- Your little Masters of Money business isn’t making money. 2016: Haters- Masters of Money barely makes any money. You should give up on it. 2017: MJ- I’m sorry haters. I can’t hear you over the sound of my…
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Today two idiots tried to hack into my network. Overall, I think they did a pretty good job, other than of course the getting caught part. Guys, I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is, I’m not the kind of guy who calls the cops. The bad news is, I’m not the kind…
Note: AG are the initials of my divorce attorney. MJ: Alright AG. Whatcha got? AG: MJ, would you say I’m a good lawyer? MJ: The best! AG: This place is unbelievable. You technically earn $60,000 a year. I know the real answer, but please Michael, explain how $60,000 a year buys this? God, you are so full of shit. You…
Masters of Money LLC Minions of Money Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Masters-of-Money-LLC-Minions-of-Money-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone…