This is my recollection of the first conversation that my now wife and I ever had. I asked her to read what I wrote. She said she was impressed that I remembered it so clearly, and she confirmed the accuracy of our first conversation. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March…
People keep asking me my opinion of “Black lives”. Well, “Black lives” mean everything to me. My wife is black, and we have 6 beautiful children together. My parents raised me to treat people how I want to be treated, regardless of who they are, where they are from, what their skin color is, what religion they are, etc. I…
MJ can’t find his ipod, so I told him he could use mine. MJ The Terrible sings Malia’s playlists is very entertaining. Apparently John Mayer has been singing the wrong words all these years. John Mayer sings “Your body is a wonderland”. My husband MJ sings “Your body is a one-night stand”. I pretty much knew being with MJ was…
This is exactly how I remember it…….. Malia: Do you love me? MJ: On Tuesdays. Malia: It looks like we will only be having sex on Tuesdays then. You screwed that up for yourself. MJ: The truth is, I am afraid to tell you how much I really love you because I don’t want to scare you away. Malia: You…
My husband MJ told me he was going to order a bane mask to wear as his Coronavirus mask. I remembered who Bane was, because the Dark Knight Batman movie was one of the first movies we went to together. MJ sent me a text this afternoon letting me know his Coronavirus mask came in the mail today, and he…
We bought a new house in April, and we have really enjoyed living there. That said, the house has been a death trap! In May I fell down the stairs trying to save my son Cash from falling town the stairs. I had several broken ribs, a tooth was knocked out, was knocked unconscious, and had to be rushed to…
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are so much more than that! You are an American hero, a great friend, a loving father and a wonderful husband. You are always doing things for others, so we thought you deserved something for…
MJ: Remember this baby….. To My Future Father and Mother In Law, I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only person…
Some of My Favorite Quotes From Members of My Family by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson (Michael David Johnson): Alma Johnson (My Grandma) “If we don’t get started, we won’t get finished.” Alma Johnson “Where there is a will, there is a way.” Alma Johnson “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Alma Johnson “Think…
One of the first times Malia and I fooled around, I stopped what I was doing, looked up at her, and said- “Baby, your business smells like Cheetos”. She immediately said- “What? Get off me!”, and her legs closed up faster than fast. Then she stood up and backed away from the couch maybe 5 feet or so. She got…