This is exactly how I remember it…….. Malia: Do you love me? MJ: On Tuesdays. Malia: It looks like we will only be having sex on Tuesdays then. You screwed that up for yourself. MJ: The truth is, I am afraid to tell you how much I really love you because I don’t want to scare you away. Malia: You…
My husband MJ told me he was going to order a bane mask to wear as his Coronavirus mask. I remembered who Bane was, because the Dark Knight Batman movie was one of the first movies we went to together. MJ sent me a text this afternoon letting me know his Coronavirus mask came in the mail today, and he…
We bought a new house in April, and we have really enjoyed living there. That said, the house has been a death trap! In May I fell down the stairs trying to save my son Cash from falling town the stairs. I had several broken ribs, a tooth was knocked out, was knocked unconscious, and had to be rushed to…
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are so much more than that! You are an American hero, a great friend, a loving father and a wonderful husband. You are always doing things for others, so we thought you deserved something for…
MJ: Remember this baby….. To My Future Father and Mother In Law, I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only person…
Some of My Favorite Quotes From Members of My Family by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson (Michael David Johnson): Alma Johnson (My Grandma) “If we don’t get started, we won’t get finished.” Alma Johnson “Where there is a will, there is a way.” Alma Johnson “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Alma Johnson “Think…
One of the first times Malia and I fooled around, I stopped what I was doing, looked up at her, and said- “Baby, your business smells like Cheetos”. She immediately said- “What? Get off me!”, and her legs closed up faster than fast. Then she stood up and backed away from the couch maybe 5 feet or so. She got…
The Texas version of the song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside”: Baby It’s Hot Outside – I really can’t stay – Baby it’s hot outside I’ve got to go away – Baby it’s hot outside This evening has been – Been hoping that you’d drop in So very nice – I’ll get you a drink filled with ice My family will…
James Bond Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Twitter Page Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/James-Bond-Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Twitter-Page-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to…
Malia: Guess what I have my eye on in this picture baby? MJ: I don’t know, what? Malia: I have my eye on you! MJ: Aww! I love you baby. Malia: I have my eye on you for a reason. MJ: Oh yeah? What’s that? Malia: Well, your mission, should you choose to accept it, and you will, is to…