MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
Question: I’m not a happy person. Any advice for me MJ? Trina Goins Pittsburg, PA Answer: It’s a big world out there. Seek and you will likely find. Keep searching. I know what it is like to feel stuck, bored, down, depressed, hopeless, etc. What got me through it, was making the decision to keep going. Don’t settle for being…
I married the world’s most followed computer hacker, who according to some blogs helped rig the presidential election. You would think he would be this calm, cool and collected evil genius, right? Nope! He’s actually a 37 year old teenager! The father of my children everybody…..(But I love him)…….. Hey baby, feel like laughing your ass off? You know those…
To my Dad- I just wanted to take a minute to wish you a Happy Birthday! Well, me and a special guest that is. (See video below) I know the last 7-8 years haven’t been easy, but I wanted to thank you for always having my back, and for believing in me. You legitimately deserve the “#1 Dad” coffee mug…
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8
“Daddy, I don’t care if we stay downtown or our regular apartment. It’s fun both places. Look! I built both places while you were in the potty. Let’s play Legos now.” My son Christian Johnson I love being a Dad!
MJ: When I hear people say…”He’s capable of anything”, is it wrong that I take it as a compliment? Malia: Only you baby. Only you. Are you talking about the email from your ex? MJ: I’ve heard other people say it as well, but in this case, yes. Malia: She stalks you on the internet. MJ: I know. What’s for…
Question: MJ THE TERRIBLE!! That talk you gave this morning was unbelievable! I love how you got started by freaking everybody out. Will you post what you said in your intro on your blog? I know I’m not the only person you shocked the hell out of this morning. Thank you for coming up to Dallas to speak today. UNT…
Comment/Question: I am so glad to be rid of your ass. I have been suing people and been getting sued for 30 years. Without a doubt in my mind, you have been the biggest pain in my ass ever. I advised my clients to settle, because I thought my clients would die from panic and worry. Happy Birthday MJ! “Word…
Thank you for making the impossible possible Chris(MJ2). You see, every 12 years in Texas, you have to physically go into the drivers license office to renew your license. In 2005, I was 5′-10″ In 2017, I am now 6′-00″ I grew 2 inches over the last 12 years. And here I thought I was done growing? I had to…