Alleged Crime: Exceeding The Maximum Sexiness Level MJ: I do believe that then and there Malia May Johnson committed the crime of exceeding the maximum sexiness level. Malia: Shouldn’t it be I do believe that here and now I committed the crime of exceeding the sexy level? MJ: On arrest warrants it says then and there, not here and now.…
My Grandma, Alma May Johnson, suffered a terrible stroke just a few days before her birthday, on September 30th, 1997. My Grandpa decided since she was only being kept alive by machines, that he would wait until her birthday (September 30th), to turn the machines off, and let her pass. The doctors told the family that once the machines were…
Masters of Money was an idea I had 12 years ago, that turned into a business. I had a lot of contacts who were wealthy, experts in their field, successful, etc, and I wanted to share the incredible knowledge and information I was learning from them, with other people, so that they could benefit from the knowledge/information, as well. So…
Do you have a problem with time management? If you do, you have 2 main options. One of those options, and often times the most popular, is to continue on with your normal activities. Unfortunately, doing so may have a negative impact on your personal life, as well as your professional one. The other option is to make a change.…
To You, Do you. Be you. You can do it. You got this. Show yourself what you can do. You may not have all of the answers, but you can find them. You may not be where you want to be at in life yet, but you can change that. Don’t sweat the small stuff, because life is too short.…
Haters, I am not quite sure why you are hating on the MJ The Terrible Mobile so much. At the end of the day, I got a car that is worth as much as a house for free due to a sponsorship deal I am a part of. The 16 year old boy inside of me is getting to live…
Question/request: You like MJ? I don’t mind being a side dish. Call me (number removed) One love, Amber Answer: I think you are beautiful, and I like the car. That said, I have everything I will ever need with Malia. She is my everything. I don’t think you are side dish material. I remember talking to you in Dallas at…
Malia: Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, why do you want to fight with your wife when we could be doing something a whole lot more fun together? We have a babysitter tonight! MJ: You started it! Malia: You started it! MJ: You started it!! Malia: You started it!!!!! MJ: You were relentless with your feistiness today. Malia: And clearly I need…
Hello Masters of Money/MJ The Terrible fans and followers. My name is Katrina. I was “MJ The Terrible’s” full time physical therapist, and part time speech therapist for 17 months. Needless to say, I know MJ very well, both inside and out. I say that, because I am a fan of Michael Johnson the man. I can’t say I like…
Malia: I thought it might be fun to have my husband “MJ The Terrible’s” signature analyzed. I have to say, I think they nailed it baby! I love you sexy man! The top 5 characteristics of the individuals signature for which you have provided. (G. Scott @ Grantham) 1. Creative nature 2. Highly intelligent 3. Driven 4. Addictive personality 5.…