My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters are not to be taken seriously. What’s next?” Vice President Kamala Harris “I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey “We are sexual creatures. Sex bots…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Thank you for my grandbabies galore. I need all of this love at my age.” Jeanne Johnson “Don’t mess with us Gen Xers. We don’t play.” Matthew McConaughey “The Boring Company is not boring. Boring creates safe, fast-to-dig, low-cost transportation tunnels.” Elon Musk “We…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The horseys are running fast. Run horseys run!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I am going to call you Dad. Daddy is what little kids say.” Cash Michael Johnson “The capabilities of AI are going to create a world we won’t even recognize 50 years from…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have gotten used to seeing your MJT initials. I forget sometimes that your real initials are MDJ sometimes. I love you both ways.” Malia May Johnson “Keep talking that mess Johnson and you gonna catch that wreck!” Malia May Johnson “You needed rest…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am angry with you! How dare you be so selfish! You are being reckless with your life without any regard for the effect it could have on us! Your children deserve to have their father in their lives but you are needlessly putting…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Patrón or Paul Mitchell? If I had to pick one, I would pick both, because I can. Maybe for tonight, Patrón.” John Paul DeJoria “If that happens, will you be there for my administration?” Vice President Kamala Harris “All in all, Malia doesn’t want…
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Your father and I are eating healthier. We at least want to live long enough to see our grandbabies graduate from high school.” Jeanne Johnson “I think I’m pregnant, but I might not be, so let’s go to the bedroom and you can cum…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 91 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can do it Daddy. We love you power will help you do it.” Cash Michael Johnson “To become a billionaire, solve societies biggest problems. Society will always pay for effective solutions.” Elon Musk “In 2023, loyalty is rarer than flying unicorns.” Donald Trump…