My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 117 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Savanna told me she couldn’t find the card for a get-well gift Bronny got. I looked at it to see if I could guess who might have sent it. I knew it was you from the jump. Only you would send that. Savanna was…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 114 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Uh oh! A meeting with MJ The Terrible. You always disagree with me about something. What is it this time? Can’t you just be a yes man and agree with me like everybody else around here?” President Joe Biden “He can’t be happy with…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 112 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Pig Vomit. Nice to see you again MJ.” Paul Giamatti “I do my best to handle difficult people at a distance. I noticed my quality of life improved almost immediately after enacting this policy into my life.” Former President Barack Obama “Power and responsibility…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can poo poo in the potty on my own. I can do big girl stuff. I am smart like mommy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Pizza is good daddy. I like petha(pizza).” Cash Michael Johnson “If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters are not to be taken seriously. What’s next?” Vice President Kamala Harris “I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey “We are sexual creatures. Sex bots…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Thank you for my grandbabies galore. I need all of this love at my age.” Jeanne Johnson “Don’t mess with us Gen Xers. We don’t play.” Matthew McConaughey “The Boring Company is not boring. Boring creates safe, fast-to-dig, low-cost transportation tunnels.” Elon Musk “We…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The horseys are running fast. Run horseys run!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I am going to call you Dad. Daddy is what little kids say.” Cash Michael Johnson “The capabilities of AI are going to create a world we won’t even recognize 50 years from…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have gotten used to seeing your MJT initials. I forget sometimes that your real initials are MDJ sometimes. I love you both ways.” Malia May Johnson “Keep talking that mess Johnson and you gonna catch that wreck!” Malia May Johnson “You needed rest…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am angry with you! How dare you be so selfish! You are being reckless with your life without any regard for the effect it could have on us! Your children deserve to have their father in their lives but you are needlessly putting…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Patrón or Paul Mitchell? If I had to pick one, I would pick both, because I can. Maybe for tonight, Patrón.” John Paul DeJoria “If that happens, will you be there for my administration?” Vice President Kamala Harris “All in all, Malia doesn’t want…