Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Your father and I are eating healthier. We at least want to live long enough to see our grandbabies graduate from high school.” Jeanne Johnson “I think I’m pregnant, but I might not be, so let’s go to the bedroom and you can cum…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 91 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can do it Daddy. We love you power will help you do it.” Cash Michael Johnson “To become a billionaire, solve societies biggest problems. Society will always pay for effective solutions.” Elon Musk “In 2023, loyalty is rarer than flying unicorns.” Donald Trump…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 90 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can war be avoided when backing down is not an option? I hope the answer to that question is yes.” President Joe Biden “Society ebbs and flows. If you aren’t liking the current ebb, wait for the next flow.” Former President Barack Obama “Bigger…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 89 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “All things being equal, then equal treatment for all things.” Vice President Kamala Harris “There is nothing more powerful in this world then an idea. An idea can change the world.” Elon Musk “I want a performance review. I have been killing it and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I love you more than pizza and my new Barbie doll.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The America that I love is under attack and I have to fight for this country that I love. It is not about revenge. I am running for love…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 87 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy will you go on a daddy daughter date with me and Kaylee and her daddy? I love you daddy my daddy. Please?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My whiskey inspired karaoke is irresistible to all. I have to be careful when I unleash the beast.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 86 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy your nose has to stop bleeding now because that’s all the drops I can count.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Build yourself up from the ground up.” Tony Robbins “The world hates it when you cup your balls.” Roger Adams “Talk is talk but action…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 85 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Merry everything daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Way okay. Fun is fun.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, are Jesus and Santa friends?” Cash Michael Johnson “You don’t die. I really like that.” Malia May Johnson “Haters will try to find fault with you every day. And…