Omg we love this painting!!! For lack of better words, and I mean no disrespect here, the trash art guy who did this for us is a frickin genius!!! It’s a sponge painting that’s about 3 feet tall, and 2 feet wide. He only charged me $20!! I had it made for Malia as an apology gift for when Matthew…
Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business! Baby, do you know what they call a girl who…
I love you so much! I can’t believe you did this! Malia May Johnson…..Best wife ever! When I took CJ to school this morning, someone snuck over to CJ and I’s apartment, and put 2 jerseys on the bed, one for me, and one for him, for tomorrows game. CJ and I are going to the first Texas Longhorns Football…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? Malia or MJ? If possible, could a lot of different people who are close to MJ and Malia answer my question? Love you guys! Bethany Mackenzie Los Angeles, CA Answers: All 5 Team Digital Death members were unanimous: MJ would give in first. Kevin:…
To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…
Question: This is Marcus. Love you bro. Sorry about the comments while you were on the phone with the play “the rapist”, I mean therapist the other day. Before you and me were boys, and we were both trying to get Malia to go out with us, did you hack my phone to take that sexy leg picture I took…
Question: I am new to masters of money and mj the terrible. I was reading past posts. Where did you and Malia get jumped at? I would like to see a picture. Paul Hartong Boston, MA Answer: Welcome to the family. We are glad to have you. Malia and I were at the pool, at our South Austin apartment, and…
This could only happen to MJ. My poor baby! On the day the one person MJ wanted to connect with more than anyone else on social media connects with him, his face decides to go all Nutty Professor, and he is in pain, so he can’t be happy or celebrate. Me: Baby, President Obama joined your LinkedIn page…… MJ: Pwesident…
Question: My name is Malia, and I have a question for “MJ The Terrible”. I heard you and Team Digital Death, had an office built for you on a college campus, right across the street from your south Austin apartment. I was at the office unveiling this afternoon with my twin newborn babies, watching girls line up to flirt with…
I can’t believe I’m posting this, but it is for a good cause. My buddy Kevin read a report that came in today about some of the things my ex is doing/is up to, and he said- “I am making a Malia is great, Gotye sucks post. I will give you 2 grand if you post it.” I told him…