One of the main reasons I fell in love with you Michael David Johnson, was seeing how good of a Dad you were to your son with your ex-wife. When I was looking through the cloud account pictures and videos, I saw this selfie trampoline jumping video that you made while you were at the trampoline jump center with your…
Tag: Malia May Johnson
All You Need Is Love
Malia May Johnson, Thank you for loving me so much, and for being so good to me that I can barely remember what it was like to have to put up with the mean/hateful people that were in my life before I was lucky enough to meet you. Love, Me
Don’t Stick That Tongue Out At Me Mrs Johnson
MJ: Don’t stick that tongue out at me unless you are going to use it Johnson. Malia: I’m not afraid to use it. Point blank- You know where to find me. My bed is your bed. Monday morning at 10 am. Be there, or miss out on what my tongue can do. MJ: I love you dirty bird. Let’s do…
MJ Beach House Thank You and Love Confession Video
Baby you made a practice video! I don’t know why, but that makes me really happy. Because you wanted to get it right, and I’m uploading this video because you can clearly hear you say thank you for talking me into the beach house. MJ, you are always right about everything. Please don’t hate me for wanting to be right…
MJ Beach House “Practice” Thank You and Love Confession Video
Baby, Thank you for an incredible day at the beach! Here’s what Malia said about the video- “Aww! I love the video, but of course the wind blocks the part at the beginning where you say that I was right about buying the beach house. I know you really meant what you said in the video, because you broke character…
$400 Haircut Letter and Voicemail
MJ, Baby you call me and text me and email me and grab me and rub me and kiss me, and you do it a lot. Please keep doing it!!! And…..my haircut was not “exactly” $400, but let’s leave it at that because it might have been close to that. 🙂 Don’t judge me baby! They do such a good…
What It Is Like Being Married To “MJ The Terrible”
Hi everyone, it’s Malia. A lot of people ask me what it’s like being married to “MJ The Terrible”, so I thought I would share a cute funny sexy example. This is the voicemail he left for me on Monday when he was on the way home. (Newly Updated) My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ…
“Hookie Nookie Day”
Malia: Hey sexy man in the picture, my doctor just told me it has been long enough after having the baby that we can start having intercourse again when I’m ready. News flash Michael David Johnson…………..I’m ready! I’m sooooooo ready! That’s the part where you come in. Feel like playing hookie from work today for some nookie with me? Please????…
Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson
Victoria Johnson, Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson, I feel like the luckiest/happiest guy in the world. Here is the newest edition to our growing family. Our little lucky charm was born on St. Patrick’s Day! Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson. Victoria, this is the very first thing your beautiful mommy Malia ever said after you were born- “Aww,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 12 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The past is the past. It’s in the rear view mirror. If you keep looking in the rear view mirror, you will miss the opportunities that life has for you on the road ahead.” Ben Dupont (Friend and family member) “I think life is hard enough by itself, without the people who are focused on making the lives of others…









