Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The dopamine monster in your head is like the g-spot in your vagina. True story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I consider every kiss a win for love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do not…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Brian Heberlig Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Brian Heberlig Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “There’s biased. Underneath that is misconduct. Underneath that is blatant misconduct. Underneath that is total denial of constitutional rights. That’s where the case is currently at.” Brian Heberlig “To convince someone of something you need evidence. To convict someone of something you need…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 212 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 212 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It could be done. Don’t be so short sided.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta “MJ The Terrible, this is Darth Vader. Yeah, I have a sense of humor.” Former Vice President Dick Cheney “Power doesn’t like to give itself up.” Former Vice President…
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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 71 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You can even light up a dimly lit room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I was a scientist I would study the genetic code of your booty. That would make me a happy scientist.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 211 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 211 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, where does the President lady not wanna go back to? We’re not going back where? Is she going to come back to our house again?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Hello. Family. Where are you at? I need people to hug.” Natalie Marie Johnson “Mission…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 209 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 209 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Corruption in the best of us emboldens even worse behavior in the worst of us.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta “I did order the plane to circle the runway for 15 minutes so that I could watch Dougie’s speech. What, is it illegal…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 83 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 83 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I waited alllllllllllllllll day for my Amawacan hewo husband to get home so I could service him. All I want to do in this whole wide world is service you. Can I service you Daddy?” Malia May Johnson “I do get it, but I don’t…