Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t know the most amount of orgasms that I have had in one day, but it was definitely with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You, me, bed, 5 minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
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Reverend “MJ The Terrible”
Quick note before reading this post. Brittany White is MJ’s former Court Appointed Supervisor, and now our family’s head of security. Brittany and her partner Kat want to get married because there has been a lot of resistance to their marriage because they are a same sex couple. “The minister at the church Kat grew up attending refused our request…
MJ The Terrible’s Wife
Malia: Do you know what I get called all the time? MJ: Pretty, beautiful, amazing, sweet, kind, loving, hot, sexy, etc. Malia: I get called that by you, but I’m talking about by other people. Can you guess? MJ: Malia? Mrs. Johnson? Miss Malia? Malia: Yes, to those but most of the time I get called MJ The Terrible’s wife.…
The Psychology of Quickies
MJ: Quickies are the exception to every rule about delayed gratification, putting in the time to achieve what you, etc. Malia: Well, yeah, sort of. MJ: I can see the wheels turning in your head even though I can’t physically see you right now. Philosophize me babe. Malia: Guys get quickies (instant gratification), because they put in the time to…
It’s Not “Time To Play The Game” Anymore
Malia: It’s not “Time To Play The Game” anymore. HHH is retiring from in ring action. Malia: He had a heart attack and other complications. MJ: Uh oh. How old is he, 50? We just saw him wrestle in Texas a few years ago. He was in great shape. I guess shit just happens sometimes unfortunately. Malia: Yep. I love…
You Didn’t Lock Your Personal Space Locker?
Malia: I love you more than ever. Can you guess why? MJ: Crap. I feel like this is a test. Today has been stressful. Please don’t pile on. You and home are always #1 of course, but it would really help if I could focus and kick ass on work stuff today. Malia: There isn’t a test but if there…
How MJ Talks About Malia When She Is Not Around
Malia: I just heard from multiple sources how you talk about me when I’m not around. You say nice, sweet loving things. You are the bestest man I have ever known! And……. Malia: You are one sexy mother fucker! Malia: I Malia: W Malia: A Malia: N Malia: T Malia: Y Malia: O Malia: U Malia: R Malia: C Malia:…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can’t do it. Giving up is not in this nigga right here. What it takes is what I do. Can I get an amen?” Kanye West “Fake it till you make is a real thing. A lot of people do it. The ones…
This Is A Kidnapping
Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson….. MJ: Yes Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand? MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny. Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t…
Malia and MJ Comparisons 2
Malia and MJ Princess and Prince Charming Cartoon Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Real vs Malia and MJ Wax Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Fat Face Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Old Age Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Zombie Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison 1 of 3: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison…