Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Oh, we are going upstairs. We need to talk about my boner origin story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Well look at you walking around all pretty and naked in the kitchen.” Michael “MJ The…
Malia: Doctor Frincke’s psych analysis of you is incredibly accurate. Do you agree? MJ: Yes. She is inside my head for sure. Malia: Now I know you are a sigma male. MJ: Is that a good thing? Malia: Yep. It is the rarest personality type on earth. Less than 1% of people are sigma males. MJ: Ok Malia: Everything makes…
Malia: I have 4 questions for you Mr. Johnson! MJ: Okay. Tee it high and let it fly. Malia: Question #1. If this Bigfoot Yeti monster attacked our family would you protect us….. Yeti Monster vs. “MJ The Terrible” Twitter X Page Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Yeti-Monster-vs-Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Twitter-X-Page-Promotional-Video.mp4 MJ: He looks pretty angry. Run fast! Malia: What do you mean run fast?…
MJ: Why come 75 pounds of you is in your butt? Malia: 75 pounds might be just a little bit much don’t ya think? MJ: You must not be aware of the BBMI. Malia: What is the BBMI? MJ: BBMI is Big Butt Mass Index Malia: What does the Big Butt Mass Index calculate? MJ: It calculates if fat is…
Malia: Thank you for taking me to go see the new Barbie movie. MJ: I enjoyed our date night. Malia: I like how we indulge each other’s secret inner silliness. I watched Sharknado. You watched Barbie. Things like that. MJ: That is how it should be. Malia: Barbie was overwhelming girl power. I loved the female empowerment. I hated…
Michael David Johnson, We grew up 8,000 miles away from each other, but the universe brought us together. If the universe wants us to be together, who am I to argue with the universe? I compared the number of days that I have been alive to the number of days we have been together. What I found out was you have…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 115 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Jackass and the internet go together like black guys and fat white women. This crazy uptight world could use a good laugh right now. Would you be interested in helping us make a Cyber Jack Ass movie? I can see it now….Jack Ass and…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 38 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Michael David Johnson, look into my eyes and make love to me.” Malia May Johnson “I see you walkin around swingin your swagger dagger around. Me like it.” Malia May Johnson “Sloppy toppy?” Malia May Johnson “There is a lot going on down there.” Malia…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 114 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Uh oh! A meeting with MJ The Terrible. You always disagree with me about something. What is it this time? Can’t you just be a yes man and agree with me like everybody else around here?” President Joe Biden “He can’t be happy with…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The anaconda in my pants is hunting the assquach in your pants. I love you dirty bird.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I need some kisses to heal up the bruises Iron Maliacane Tyson left…