MJ The Terribles Mom Jeanne Johnson 71st Birthday Picture
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Happy 71st Birthday Ma!

Today is my incredible mom, Jeanne Johnson’s birthday. Here are the individual birthday wishes from your grandbabies, Malia and me. Liz: Happy birthday from me Grandma and I love you a whole lot a lot! Cash: I love you Grandma! Come visit soon and let’s play superheroes. Natalie: Happy I love you Grandma day! Michael: Happy birthday Grandma Mam Mam!…

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Malia and MJ Cartoon Look of Love Collage Photo
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3857 Night Stand

MJ: Thank you for the unlimited and incredible sex. Malia: When or do you mean in general? MJ: During our 3,857 night stand. Malia: Baby! We are married. It is not called a 3,857 night stand like a one night stand times 3,857 nights. MJ: I love you Malia: I love you too. Malia: This is what I have learned…

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Malia MJ House and Pool Picture
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Hide and Go Sex

MJ: Come have sex with me. Malia: No foreplay today? Just straight down to business huh? MJ: Foreplay…….I am so horny that I may explode if I don’t explode inside you. Malia: Did you forget that your office got turned into a mini CIA (“MJIA”)? If I try to get in there I will probably be arrested for trespassing in…

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Emojination

Malia: I am 💦 Malia: Your 🌭 needs to be in my 🐈‍⬛️ right meeeooow! Malia: I want to 👅 your 🐓 Malia: 🦴 me! Malia: 6️⃣9️⃣? Malia: Put your 🍆 in my 🍑! Malia: The original…. 👉👌 Malia:  I love to put my 💋 on you! Malia: Then you have the simple yet effective 😜? Malia: When she really…

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Malia May Johnson Sexy In Bed Holding Penny The Cat Photo
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 20 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Because I can ride Mike with no handle bars. No handlebars. And I can make you cum when I’m on top.” Malia May Johnson “I’m ready for you daddy. Cum slide inside.” Malia May Johnson…

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I Am Feeling

Malia: I am feeling……horny, concupiscent, desiring, hard up hot, hot to trot, lascivious, libidinous, lustful, passionate, randy, turned on, loving, affectionate, hot and heavy, impassioned, infatuated, lovesick, lovey dovey, lusty, passionate, spirited, salacious, sensual, sexual, smutty, sex crazed, dirty, suggestive, salacious, erotic, hot, sensual, smutty, steamy, suggestive, voluptuous, wanton, sensualistic, freaky, stimulated, sexed up, titillated, hypersexual, and frisky! MJ: Nice!…

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I Do Declare The Vapors Have Gone To My Head - Malia May Johnson Southern Belle Picture
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 19 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Daddy’s choice. You decide the place, the position, and the hole.” Malia May Johnson “I love the short strokes that get deeper and deeper. Recipe for powerful orgasm every time.” Malia May Johnson “Lay down…

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