Today is my incredible mom, Jeanne Johnson’s birthday. Here are the individual birthday wishes from your grandbabies, Malia and me. Liz: Happy birthday from me Grandma and I love you a whole lot a lot! Cash: I love you Grandma! Come visit soon and let’s play superheroes. Natalie: Happy I love you Grandma day! Michael: Happy birthday Grandma Mam Mam!…
MJ: Thank you for the unlimited and incredible sex. Malia: When or do you mean in general? MJ: During our 3,857 night stand. Malia: Baby! We are married. It is not called a 3,857 night stand like a one night stand times 3,857 nights. MJ: I love you Malia: I love you too. Malia: This is what I have learned…
Malia: I did good baby! Real good! MJ: Good. What did you do? Malia: I married a top 1% man. MJ: I try. I love you more than words can express. Malia: And you are the Six Sixes. It’s like a dream guy stats situation. Malia: The Six Sixes1. A six-figure salary2. At least six feet tall3. At least 600…
MJ: Things have got to change. I can’t take it anymore. Malia: With what? MJ: You are keeping the goodies on your top 1% body all to yourself and that is unfair. MJ: You are hereby notified that the Occupy Malia Movement is going to occupy Malia! Malia: I know you so well and I love it!! MJ: For too…
Malia: I am 💦 Malia: Your 🌭 needs to be in my 🐈⬛️ right meeeooow! Malia: I want to 👅 your 🐓 Malia: 🦴 me! Malia: 6️⃣9️⃣? Malia: Put your 🍆 in my 🍑! Malia: The original…. 👉👌 Malia: I love to put my 💋 on you! Malia: Then you have the simple yet effective 😜? Malia: When she really…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Because I can ride Mike with no handle bars. No handlebars. And I can make you cum when I’m on top.” Malia May Johnson “I’m ready for you daddy. Cum slide inside.” Malia May Johnson…
To my sexy af husband MJ, You sexspire me to love and lust the shit out of you Michael David Johnson! This is my remake of one of your favorite old school strip club rock songs. See below. Love and lust, Malia My remake of “Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard, called “Push a baby In Me” by…
Malia: I am feeling……horny, concupiscent, desiring, hard up hot, hot to trot, lascivious, libidinous, lustful, passionate, randy, turned on, loving, affectionate, hot and heavy, impassioned, infatuated, lovesick, lovey dovey, lusty, passionate, spirited, salacious, sensual, sexual, smutty, sex crazed, dirty, suggestive, salacious, erotic, hot, sensual, smutty, steamy, suggestive, voluptuous, wanton, sensualistic, freaky, stimulated, sexed up, titillated, hypersexual, and frisky! MJ: Nice!…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Daddy’s choice. You decide the place, the position, and the hole.” Malia May Johnson “I love the short strokes that get deeper and deeper. Recipe for powerful orgasm every time.” Malia May Johnson “Lay down…
