My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 93 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The King of Cyber and his Queen needed to have their own castle. Now you do. All hail MJ The Terrible. Do you feel appreciated now?” Jen Easterly, Director of CISA “I hate bad guys! Their bull shit is what takes you away from…
MJ: After the kids go to bed we have to talk. It is important. It’s nothing to panic about or anything like that, but it is important that we talk about this sooner rather than later. Malia: Okay MJ: I was expecting you to reply with at least a few questions. Malia: I trust you. As long as we are…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I remember that. Those bend you over sexy heels were the Cum Hard edition. I think that’s what I called them.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cute in the face, thick in the face, give…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make a baby. Make a baby. Make a baby!” Malia May Johnson “The word of the day……undulation!” Malia May Johnson “I can still taste you.” Malia May Johnson “I am the mother of your children.…
Steak and Blowjob Day (Steak & BJ Day) is an unofficial holiday created in the United States as the Valentine’s Day for men, celebrated exactly 30 days after Valentine’s Day, on March 14. Steak & BJ Day was conceived by DJ Tom Birdsey on WFNX radio in 2002. Steak & BJ Day is celebrated by a women cooking a steak…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 90 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can war be avoided when backing down is not an option? I hope the answer to that question is yes.” President Joe Biden “Society ebbs and flows. If you aren’t liking the current ebb, wait for the next flow.” Former President Barack Obama “Bigger…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Bang the bejesus out of me and roar inside for a baby try.” Malia May Johnson “Ok! A lazy lay!” Malia May Johnson “It’s your fault. You unlocked my nasty.” Malia May Johnson “I am…
Malia: What do you think……. MJ: WOW!!!! MJ: You are so incredibly beautiful my love! MJ: You were nervous about modeling for your friend because you have been out of the game for a while, but damn!! You rocked that shit! I can tell. Malia: She was happy. MJ: I bet she was. I wanna buy whatever it is you…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law To My Future Father and Mother In Law (I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Is it time for me to do my duty and slide up and down on your pole?” Malia May Johnson “Grab my hips and hold on. It is going to be a wild ride daddy.”…