My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 238 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Look mommy! President orange man dance party!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is a rare woman who is both willing to throw down with you and pray up with you. When you find a special woman like this, you marry her!” Pastor Miguel Flores “Never…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It turns me on when you talk to me like I am inside your head.” Malia May Johnson “I apologized with words and now I blowjob apologizing. You’re welcome!” Malia May Johnson “Alien girl is going to rock your white boy world in as soon…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Holding you brings peace to the world. I swear it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A tittie choke slam solves many problems.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m literally inside your head. It’s good to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 236 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I bought Twitter to save freedom of speech and to cancel cancel culture.” Elon Musk “All you have is preparation, odds, and luck. You never know. You just don’t.” Bob Eatinger “When people ask me why there are constant almost never ending wars, I…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 93 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you can’t take your hands off me, don’t. Keep’em on me. Grabs, holds, and hugs accepted Mr. Johnson”. Malia May Johnson “Do you feel like baby booming me?” Malia May Johnson “Damn, your balls were full. Sorry about that. I’ll do better. Shit! #jizzblaster!…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 234 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I said shit. Mommy fussed at me. Adults say it and mommy doesn’t fuss at them. When I get how old can I say shit?” Cash Michael Johnson “Come here daddy. I have a say and do for you. Thanks giving you a hug.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “No! I’m not waiting for you to shave your bottom half. I’m willing to risk death from your sexy porcupine legs!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are devastatingly beautiful my love. So glad you’re…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 230 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Is Robert Kennedy F Kennedy going to take away my Halloween candy?” Cash Michael Johnson “What in the whole wide world is going in here?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “We have to end strangulation by regulation, before it bankrupts us.” Elon Musk “People who have…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 92 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No that! Me!” Malia May Johnson “We 20 minutes or less. We need to be declothesing.” Malia May Johnson “That is not “getting my cheeks clapped.” That is getting my lips clapped.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I am not buffering. I am fully functional. You…