My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 126 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Do you know why people respect your strategy opinions MJ? They are effective and your “Yes man” button is broken. Now tell me why these other strategies are all trash, and we should go with your proven strategy. Over under he says the word…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 5 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can do it Daddy. We love you power will help you do it.” Cash Michael Johnson “To become a billionaire, solve societies biggest problems. Society will always pay for effective solutions.” Elon Musk “Husband and father looks good on you MJ.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 42 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I built it all by myself, with only a little bit of help from Mr. Pete. By a little bit of help, I mean the whole thing, but Brittany took a picture of me working on it so that I could tell you I built…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 125 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You want to create a moment where I simultaneously look like a hero, I look compassionate, and I look Presidential. A transition to the future leader of the country move. That’s ballsy. I heard you get a lot of your ideas from superhero movies…
Pre “MJ The Terrible” Michael Johnson’s Surprise Visit To See His Mom in Ohio Video (2010) Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Michael-Johnson-Pre-MJ-The-Terrible-Surprise-Visit-To-See-His-Mom-In-Ohio-Video.mp4 Notes about this video: At the time of this video (2010), Michael Johnson (MJ) was living in Austin, Texas, and his mom (Jeanne Johnson), lived in Akron, Ohio. What is special about this video besides the obvious fact that he was able…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to have a stress induced panic attack unless I unload this stress into your vagina.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Does not compute. Does not compute. Slide to the side. Slide to…
Malia: I don’t want you to go fuck yourself. I want you to come fuck me! I’m sorry! Preggo emotions running wild right now. Malia: Do you want a tour? MJ: A tour of what? Malia: My coochie! MJ: I’m gonna have to hit you with a lick and suck suplex. Malia: Of course you are! I deserve it! MJ:…
Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson OB-GYN Appointment Ultrasound Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Malia-and-Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-OB-GYN-Appointment-Ultrasound-Video.mp4 Do you know what I was thinking about during the ultrasound? I will tell you what I thought about during the ultrasound. Michael David Johnson, 1. I was hoping that there was a healthy little critter in there. 2. I was hoping it was going to be…
MJ: Malia, I finally found a word that accurately describes your butt. The word is “Callipygian”. Callipygian comes from the Greek word kallipýgos, meaning having a beautiful buttocks, referring to a statue of Aphrodite. MJ: Baby, your butt is so incredible that it causes other women to have Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder. What is Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder you might…
To my soulmate Michael David Johnson, You may not have been my first date, my first boyfriend, or my first kiss, but since you came into my life you have been my all everything and I know you always will be. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. If I could give you one thing, it…