My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 54 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Baby, can you kiss it and make it wetter?” Malia May Johnson “It better be thick, potent and tasty.” Malia May Johnson “Malia The Your Peter Fluffer reporting for dick sucking duty.” Malia May Johnson “Think while you are on top of me.” Malia May…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 147 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yay! Hook the Horns!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “If you want to avoid drama and chaos, live out in the country.” Jackie Sanborn “That ain’t sarcasm. That right there is starcasm. Starcasm is sarcasm mixed with condescension, by a Hollywood star.” Matthew McConaughey “The greatest…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you heard out of all that is intercourse?” Malia May Johnson “Can I have some cuddle hormone, also known as oxytocin?” Malia May Johnson “Outercourse is basically foreplay. I like it though. Let’s do it from time to time. K?” Malia May Johnson “I…
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Michael David Johnson, You pissed me off earlier because even though I know you were just teasing, you made me feel like you didn’t think that I loved you enough, so I am love bombing the shit out of you! I love you! I respect you! I care about you! I support you! I am loyal to you! I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 146 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The best choices come after you hear all voices.” Former President Barack Obama “Rights come with responsibilities. Wrongs come with consequences.” Former President George W. Bush “I love my family, my friends, Jesus, America, and baseball. And I love my animals, that are part…
MJ: What do you think was going through my head when I took this picture of you back in 2012? Malia: That you had a crush on me? MJ: Uh huh Malia: Hey, you were really quiet this morning. Is everything okay? MJ: I have had something on my mind that I want to talk to you about. Malia: Talk…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 145 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love Grandma and Grandpa and Mommy and Daddy and my brothers and my sisters and Santa Claus and more people I can’t remember. Amen.” Cash Michael Johnson “Maybe Daddy will tell us the exciting conclusion of “Noah’s Ark Under Siege: A Baby Avengers…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am the anti boner police.” Malia May Johnson “I’m gonna swing from your dick.” Malia May Johnson “Uh oh. Are you in a booty induced psychosis?” Malia May Johnson “Don’t feel bad for looking. I love it when you do.” Malia May Johnson “Okay.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you think I’m sexy when I am napping, I will be napping like a mother fucker every chance I get.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are one hot momma MMJ!” Michael “MJ The…