My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 149 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t have handlers. I have people around me that do things for me, so that I can focus my time on being all that I can be, which is awesome.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “What a clueless fucking cuck! Why the fuck do…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ladies first. I got this.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Real or fake? Real and fake?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you 3 Boobs Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s try an…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 148 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Dying is easy. Living is what’s hard.” Carl Icahn “Put your efforts into life, not victimhood.” Saggie Maggie “I think you are going to like my book. I dedicate a whole chapter to you. Believe it or not, I actually apologize for how I…
Malia: Guess what Cash and Liz said when their teacher asked the students what their parents do for a living? MJ: What did they say? Malia: Cash said- “My daddy works for the government. My mommy takes care of me and my brothers and sisters.” Malia: Liz said- “My daddy is a hero who keeps us safe from bad guys…
If I Had One Thing To Say About Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, from those who know him best: Brittany White (Dubs): A misunderstood tortured soul. I know I can always count on him. Marcus Jennings: Does not know how to quit or fail. Kristi Jennings: Smart at cyber and business, and a loyal friend. Chin Soum (MJ’s Asian Mom):…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 54 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Baby, can you kiss it and make it wetter?” Malia May Johnson “It better be thick, potent and tasty.” Malia May Johnson “Malia The Your Peter Fluffer reporting for dick sucking duty.” Malia May Johnson “Think while you are on top of me.” Malia May…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 147 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yay! Hook the Horns!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “If you want to avoid drama and chaos, live out in the country.” Jackie Sanborn “That ain’t sarcasm. That right there is starcasm. Starcasm is sarcasm mixed with condescension, by a Hollywood star.” Matthew McConaughey “The greatest…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you heard out of all that is intercourse?” Malia May Johnson “Can I have some cuddle hormone, also known as oxytocin?” Malia May Johnson “Outercourse is basically foreplay. I like it though. Let’s do it from time to time. K?” Malia May Johnson “I…