My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am the anti boner police.” Malia May Johnson “I’m gonna swing from your dick.” Malia May Johnson “Uh oh. Are you in a booty induced psychosis?” Malia May Johnson “Don’t feel bad for looking. I love it when you do.” Malia May Johnson “Okay.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you think I’m sexy when I am napping, I will be napping like a mother fucker every chance I get.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are one hot momma MMJ!” Michael “MJ The…
Michael David Johnson, You are the best man I have ever known. There are endless reasons why I love you. Here are 20 more reasons why I love you on top of the 20 reasons why I told you I love you on the last post like this I wrote. 1. I know I am the center of your universe,…
MJ: Baby, do you want your mind blown? Malia: Sure MJ: Guess why the bank froze Masters of Money’s accounts. Malia: An account transfer was flagged for some odd reason? Malia: Identity theft? MJ: No to both. The answer is almost impossible to guess, so I am just going to tell you. That said, the answer is unbelievable. Malia: Tell…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 144 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Everyone is not out to get me, but everyone is out to get something.” Kanye West “It is a False Allegations Festival, brought to you by the folks at Haters Are Gonna Hate Incorporated.” Chris Hubbard “If you need to minimalize your life to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It is a common courtesy to cup a titty while you pound the cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice! Cannot wait to see it before I take it off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 143 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Confusion is control.” Former Director of CIA Gina Haspel “I believe the answer to making America the best it can be, is through access and empowerment for all.” Governor Gavin Newsome “There is no 1114 Cyber Division. You cannot just create your own military…
Malia: Hey handsome man. This is a sex check in. Are you going to sex me today? What time? MJ: Yes. I only have one thing left on my schedule, and then I am enroute to you. Malia: What’s the one thing on your calendar blocking us from having sex right now? MJ: A have a brief video conference call…
MJ: A is for Anal Malia: B is for Balls MJ: C is for Coochie Malia: D is for Dick MJ: E is for Erotic Malia: F is for F@cking MJ: G is for G-Spot Malia: H is for Humping MJ: I is Intercourse Malia: J is for Jizz MJ: K is for Kinky Malia: L is for Licking MJ:…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s go in there and you can teach me something about your anatomy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The squirt is worth the squeeze.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Look at this box of sex…